Do you all realize that in this day of being correct in all we do so as not to offend anyone, we could get into a lot of trouble just talking about fishing with our friends if we are overheard by someone who does not fish?

We could say things like....

Mine is larger than yours.

Want to see my wacky worm?

Want to see my shaky head?

Any action with your Sweet Beaver?

I have a big Brush Hog.

My tube floats.

How long is your rod?

Get the idea?

Any others you can add to the list?????

She swallowed it,or deepthroated my worm. :-?

He bent my pole in half.

First I lube up my worm real good.

"Honey, I bought a Loomis."

"Honey, I bought another Loomis."

I kiss my bass:o)

Hey honey, come on out and see the new Ranger in the driveway.

I like a stiff rod

"Honey, I bought a Loomis."

"Honey, I bought another Loomis."

Exactly!

"Honey, I knew you wouldnt mind so I bought a 300 Dollar Reel."

She then tells you since you love it so much you can sleep with it....on the couch..

The following conversation actually happened

I hooked a little fish right by the boat and when I set the hook it flew in the air and landed on my buddy's lap.

my buddy: "Brettleyx What did u do that for?"

me: "Idk, i didnt really try to..."

my buddy: "Well now my lap smells like fish"

me: "You act like thats a bad thing"

Oh and brettleyx (silent x) is just another one of my nicknames

He bent my pole in half.

I cant stop laughing  ;D

"ex-member"

"ex-member"

Yea it's difficult to recover from that one.  

I got in trouble with the activists when I told em I was going to go drown a minnow....

The directions on mega strike are to apply small amount down the sides of your worm.

"Can i pitch my bait into your dock" Matt Strykul

"You wanna shake my shakey head"

I kidnapped this thread and posted it on my club website to ask for more responses - the best one so far is:

My Yum Dinger was in a bush when she ate it

"Can i pitch my bait into your dock" Matt Strykul

"You wanna shake my shakey head"

hahahaha oh my god don't tell them who we told that too.  ;D

it was so big, it broke my pole...

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

some of my special lubbricant will do the trick

If she don't bite it

Spike It

I lost my worm in that bush!  >

Did you see the mouth on her?  

It got stuck in her throat!  8-)

She bit it right off!  :'(

What's with the sores all over her body?  :-/

...It smelled like fish too!  

She said,"I've never seen a rod bend like that, big guy!" :

I could go on, but Glenn would probably ban me ;D  :-[

"I know it's slimy, but just grab it tight so it can't wriggle"

She swallowed it deep! I might need the pliers to get it out.

My crank doesn't swim right.    ;D

When we have a day full of hooking branches...... we say, "we're dropping logs today."

One time we were out.... two elderly kayakers, well within ear shot, came curiously rowing by. I didn't notice them. Meanwhile, fed up with the panfish that day, screamed out, "STOP NIBBLING MY WORM!" They kept rowing by shaking their heads. The old woman said, "I hope he's talking to the fish."

"I know it's slimy, but just grab it tight so it can't wriggle"

NICE! I said something similar to that once, instructing my brother how to grab a pickerel. HAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I heard that guy is a Master B**t*r . I think you get the idea.

My rod is too soft for that "Technique"

My Rod is too short.

My rod is too Long.

My rod is too hard.

My rod is too soft.

     I better stop. I have more.

                       -searoach

man,...that girl is one FAT pig!  C'mon Cletus,you get 'er on the scale and I'll get the measurin' tape,...man, I gotta get a picture, my friends'll never believe me if I don't,....MAN she's fat.......

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