WHY I'M DEPRESSED!!

Over five thousand years ago,

Moses said to the children of Israel,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your ***** and camels, I will lead you to the

Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your *****, light up a Camel, this is the

Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your *****, raised the price

of Camels

and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,

the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. .

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed!

So----How they bitin' ?

I don't care who you are that's funny

A much needed laugh!

Good one!

:D

Excellant !!!!!!!!!!