Everything posted by tipptruck1
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The Science Of Religion And Politics
You ever ask for a magazine while you are in there.
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Do You Have A Favorite Fishing Hat?
I had a small head for a long time. My head finally hit puberty some time between 18 and my early 20s.
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Do You Have A Favorite Fishing Hat?
You two are not alone. You think its hard finding hats that size. Try finding a racing helmet to fit. I don't have a fishing hat. I wear what ever I can find.
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Huge Sale
They wont get away with saying what it means. I had to Google it. Wish I never did.
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Huge Sale
So you are telling me Raider. That both your sister in law and mother in law are 5x5s. Would you do a package deal for them both? I will let you be the first to hunt them.
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Huge Sale
I think I just threw up a bit.
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Huge Sale
You know I am on to some thing right here. I can see it know. Hi Tipptruck Mays here. We all have furnaces for the winter. But what happens when its still too cold in the house? You could turn up the thermostat. What will that do really? It will take hours to warm the house a few degrees. While you are still freezing you butt off. Then there are them electric blankets. They are also nice. But why risk your family's life with them. When I got some better for you. For the low cost of a bag of corn, or a hay bale daily. You to can have your own 5x5. They are great for ball games. Great for lazy weekends inside. They are really great for keeping you warm in bed. So why deal with furnaces or outdated electric blankets. When for the low cost of 19.99 plus freight shipping of 500 dollars. You can have your very own 5x5. If you act now. I will include another for a friend. But that is not all. If you act now. I will drop the price to 15.99. I will also include the nagging mother in law. That is right folks. For the low cost of 15.99. You get one 5x5 for you and a friend. Plus a nagging mother in law for you and a friend.
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Huge Sale
Raider I do not want my butt used for that. My mind is now intrigued though. Maybe I should hit the bars to find a 5x5. I will take a hit for all mankind. Just to find out the amount of heat they put out.
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Huge Sale
Not at all. You know my thoughts on that all ready. Plus she is way to short. I like my women closer to 6ft. I also don't mind meat on the bones. Just a 5x5 is to munch. Not enough jack or Guinness in the world. To make that look good. I am looking at this as a way to make money. I could let her run around in the woods. While rednecks pay me. So they can hunt her.
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Huge Sale
Raider I have a few questions first. 1. What dose it cost to feed her daily? 2. Is the cost by the lb or quarter. Like you can buy cows and pigs. 3. Would she be considered a exotic animal? 4. If she is classified as exotic. Is she safe enough to have around kids. Also could I use her for safaris like they do rhinos. You know the ones that use a dart gun. I bet I could make a killing doing that.
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Jeff Gordon Coming Out Hoax
I could care less if he was or not. His personal life will not effect me at all.
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Rip Dave Brockie
I just wonder what the funeral will be like.
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Legs Falling Asleep
Its not that bad. Its not like I sit there and read the whole catalog.
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Scrap Metal And Investing Question
I feel bad I don't know more about this. My dad was a welder after all. The only one I can sort of answer is number 2. Any clean metal is worth more then dirty metal. It is that way because they have to pay to remove what ever is on it. If your stripping the wire. Many places I know would call that clean metal. Same if you brought in a aluminum car rim. Just remove the tire, valve steam, and weights. I am sure sir snook will be able to help you better.
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Legs Falling Asleep
Depends on what I am reading or looking at. I have read two 150-200 page books on the toilet. Not at one time. Got in to what I was reading. Right now I have a 1500 page tool catalog on the bathroom. Haven't had my legs fall asleep yet.
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The Chapped Thread.
Yea we have a huge Hmong population up here. They are a mix of People from the mountains of China, Laos, Thailand, and wait for it. Vietnam. I can say I have never been kicked out of a Chinese place yet. Don't think I would want to be. All the Asians up here. Think there gang bangers. That also chaps my chops. Asian want a be gang bangers. They all wear skinny jeans. With there hats sideways and rat tails hanging out the back. A few have tired to act tuff to me. They see me as a inbreed hick. Well once this inbreed hick gets close. They see a 6ft 220 lb white man. Usually I don't have to say any thing. My sear size scares them off. For crying out load. I have bigger forearms then the tuff guys biceps.
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The Chapped Thread.
I think I have that look. I strike fear in four legged animals and little kids. When they see me. They go running the other way. I have gotten many looks from parents in stores. Because I scared there little demon spawn. All did was walk near them. I almost got jumped attacked by a little Asian woman once. Because I stopped to look at some video games. Well this little Asian kid that was looking at them. Starting crying and screaming bloody murder as soon I stopped to look. Well he went running to his mom. His mom gave me the look and started walking my way at a fast pace. I just went the other way.
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Raider's Raiders
How about this Raider? http://www.sportsworldreport.com/articles/28519/20140321/tim-tebow-rumors-cleveland-browns-chicago-bears-oakland-raiders-minnesota-vikings-jacksonville-jaguars-options-for-free-agent-qb.htm
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The Chapped Thread.
Many people under 40 up have never seen a wolf. I only know one person that has. The black bears are more afraid of us. Then we are of them. We also have cougars. After years of people catching them on trail cams. The DNR finally said they are here. I will take any of them. Over the cotton mouths and copper heads any day.
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Raider's Raiders
There is this retired QB from Mississippi. He has some brain damage. Plus he is in pretty good shape for his age. He might win you a few more games.
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The Chapped Thread.
The only thing that I am envious of you guys. Is that it at lest over 30 all year. You can keep your bugs and animals. That can kill you with one bite. Plus your hot and humid summers. I can deal with the ice and cold for now.
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The Chapped Thread.
Microwaves are ticking me off today. I went to warm up my lunch. The directions were to put it there for 3:30. Well the machinist in me hit 312. Why can't we use fractions?
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The Lottery
I am not a big gambler at all. Last time I placed a bet was on the super bowl 5 years ago.
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The Chapped Thread.
The welders burn on my arm. For you people that don't know. Its a lot like a sun burn. For the last few days its been peeling. Because of it peeling. It has been itching all day.