Everything posted by Raider Nation Fisher
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Malapropisms
Uhhhhhhh....... I don't get it.
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Return Of The Tiger
ROFLMFAO That is one of the funniest things I've heard all day.
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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
One day Little Johnny is walking around the house trying to find his parents. After 30mins of searching he goes to check his parents bedroom. He opens the door and catches hos parents in a very compromising position. His dad who heard the door open looks up and grins at him and flashes him a thumbs up. Blinded by the sight in front of him Johnny slams the door and sprints from the house. The next day Johnnys dad is looking around the house for him. He opens Johnnys door to find him in the bed with his grandma. Johnny looks over at his enraged father and says, "Not so dang funny when its your mom is it jerk!"
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A Little Cky To Make You Smile
It is now stuck on my head too. Hadn't even thought of it tell you just mentioned it.
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Final Four
Louisville. Just cause my friend is a diehard fan of theirs.
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A Little Cky To Make You Smile
cKy was and still is not mainstream. Its like with most skate videos and the like. If you don't skate you've probably never heard of it. Or in this case if you weren't a skater or hung out with a skater you haven't heard of them. The name is derived from Bams older brother Jess' band cKy. Their music was featured very heavily in the 4 movies. They also featured a ton of skating.
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The Human Reaction When Catching A Fish
LOL! I thought I was the only one to do this. Gotta give a big ol rebel yell too. Otherwise people might think you're off your rocker.
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A Little Cky To Make You Smile
Naw, cKy was before Jackass. However it is what Jackass was based off of.
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A Little Cky To Make You Smile
You aren't kidding. My buddy and I have 9+ hours of film of us doing stuff like that from back when. Still makes me smile when I think of the stupid things we used to do. We took that stuff serious back then. Me and one other friend were hell bent that we were gonna get sponsered for skating. Between the two of us we have hundreds of hours of footage of us skating. Never did get sponsered, but man it was fun. By far the dumbest thing I did was after seeing BAM Ollie a gap between two containers on a moving train. Was go out and copy it. I landed the trick and almost soiled my pants.
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A Little Cky To Make You Smile
I honestly have no idea how that happened. I just copied and pasted the link from their mobile site.
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Moment Of Truth
It's alive!!! One five inch long hose that fed to the lower carb had split. Needs a new outboard gas tank. Yet the engine runs fine. Makes me happy as all hell.
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Moment Of Truth
Got a boat a few weeks ago. After stripping the interior and refinishing it. It is time to finally test the motor. It had all the fuel run out of it and was put into dry storage 6 years ago. I'm going to get a new fuel line now. Get it setup and see what happens. Wish me luck.
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Movies For 2012
My understanding of this is. The theater doesnt get squat from the ticket sales. All their income is from the snack stands and apparently parking. I believe that's how my friend explained it to me. He used to be a manager at a theater up here.
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A Little Cky To Make You Smile
Give a skater a camera and this is what you get.
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Movies For 2012
I just wait for them to either get on DVD, or at the dollar movies.
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Funny Mountain Biking Skit
Here ya go.
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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
So the CIA, FBI, and Bham police department are having a disagreement over who can catch a criminal fastest, with their investigative techniques. So they decide the first one that can catch a black bear wins the contest. The CIA goes first. They set up a Intel network with all the Forrest animals. Spend a 6 digit figure on cover stories and disguises. After a year of searching they conclude Black Bears don't exist. The FBI goes next. They split off in two man teams and begin questioning the forrest animals. After setting up surveillance teams for 6 months. They burn the forrest down and claim that they got the black bear and he is no longer a threat. The Birmingham PD goes into the woods and after 45 minutes come out dragging a battered, bruised, and bleeding mountain lion behind them. Which is screaming "All Right, All Right, I'm a black bear."
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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
Lol. That's funny right there.
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On The Road Again
Not bad. I just got off work. 17 hour day. Yay me. Yall keep on trucking and stay safe.
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In Your Personal Circle, Who Would You Suspend For A Year And Why?
Never thought about it that way. Now then old man, explain an Oxygen Acetylene torch. Cause the acetylene burns of its own accord, without the oxygen being added to it. Unless you count the oxygen in the atmosphere surrounding the torch as the oxidyzer.
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Does Your Wife/other Groom You?
Ain't gotten that bad with the hair sucking into my head. I still have maybe 80% up there, but its usually shaved anyway. As for it growing elsewhere. Homie I'm starting to look like Im wearing a fur coat. Chest, back upper and lower. Forarms and upper arms. I've also recently noticed its starting on my shoulders. Heaven forbid when I'm forty, it will honestly probably look like a coat. However on the plus side, it does keep me warm in the winter.
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On The Road Again
Ahhhh. I know exactly where yall were.
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On The Road Again
Where the hell didya stop at in bham with a gas station with fishing combos?
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
It means he beat her black and blue and swolled her eyes shut. Very Draconian if I do say so myself
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
Now that there is funny.