Everything posted by Raider Nation Fisher
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What Is Your Image Of...?
Minus the gut and your pretty much right on. Also I do wear a bandanna most every day. I view my self as a suburban land pirate; rowdy, rough and always gotta have my booty.
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What Is Your Image Of...?
Wrong skin tone, but dead on none the less. I'm gonna have to put some pics up of myself and my son in our game day battle armour.
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What Have You Been Caught Doing And Who Caught You?
I have no shame anymore. However, when I was in college I was at a huge frat party. I was trying to get back together with my ex girlfriend. I had put about a month of work into this, and it was finally paying off. We were all dancing while the band played. I had drunk way too much gin that night too. About halfway through the bands performance some one bumped into my stomach. I grunted, she turned around, and I power puked right in her face. It went everywhere. My buddy and I booked it out the back as fast as we could. Come to find out after I had left, they cancelled the rest of the party.
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Wooo-Saaaaaa
Try chanting "blood makes the grass grow. Kill, kill, kill" my jarhead buddy claims it helps a lot.
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What Have You Tried, Attempted Or Sampled That Most People Wouldn't Know About?
13 rung baby! Nah Im just funnin ya. That has never even crossed my mine as something remotely worth trying. That's taking it to an entirely different level.
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How To Value A Used Gun?
Gun show or private sell are your best bet to maximize your resell value. It cuts out the middle man and thusly nets you more cash. The nicer the condition of said gun the higher the resale.
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What Have You Tried, Attempted Or Sampled That Most People Wouldn't Know About?
That is straight GNARDOG!!! Very creative. My lip is one of the next things I'm getting tattooed.
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My Wife Is Gone
LOL! :D
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What Have You Tried, Attempted Or Sampled That Most People Wouldn't Know About?
Food wise quite a few. Opossum, coon, squirrel, haggis, chitlins, pigs feet, hog jaws, beef tripe, nutra rat (aka Burris). The all time worst ever was at a party in the woods some friends and I went too. A buddy made stew from a road kill coyote. It tasted pretty decent, but I have probably never been sicker in my life. Piercings, with the exception of a few most were at separate times. I've had my lower lip pierced in two different places. Two, two hole industrials in both ears. My ear lobes at a 12guage. My septum, both nostrils, upper bridge of nose, both eyebrows, my left cheek. My belly button had seven hoops going around it. My nipples eight separate times, (repiercings from having to remove them for various sports befored they had had time to heal.) The only constant through out all of this were my ears. All the others were done at separate times and then removed. So no I did not walk around with more than one maybe two facial piercings at a time.
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Swimming Eagle
That was awesome, never knew eagles could swim. Honestly had never really thought about it either. Still awesome video.
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When Has Technology Done You Wrong?
I was trying to find a jobsite a few months ago. I entered the address Exactly how it was listed. My GPS unit took me to a empty field forty miles away from where I was supposed to be. After getting a stern lecture over the ordeal. It happened to my boss the next week. Same address and same field. The GPS software company dang sure got it wrong on that one.
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What's Worse Than Watching Paint Dry?
Baseball. Driving to Huntsville, its a 2hr trip and I've drove it over a thousand times in the past four years.
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Ughhhhh
Now that was completely uncalled for. How dare you say the last great raiders linebacker, Mr. Bill Romanowski couldn't hit. I'm gonna call him up and tell him what you said.
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Ughhhhh
Coffee and Asprin are the bomb. Made me feel so much better. I haven't drank rum in 8 yrs. It was so delicious. Might even replace whisky as my favorite alcoholic beverage. Now to go get some more and behave myself this time.
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Ughhhhh
I learned what grog is today. Then went out bought a litter of rum and gave it the old college try. Wasn't half bad. I don't think. To bed with my sorry arse now.
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If You Won The Lottery...
Buy a conservatively sized house. Pay off my debts, and my families debts. Put the rest into my charities, and bank the rest for retirement. Go about working my job and living my life the way I do. Honestly I would go insane if I couldn't do electric work anymore. And I'm not talking about running the company. I'm 28 years old and would sooner die then sit behind a desk right now. Really and in truely I would just as soon be debt free and carry on with what I'm doing. I love my life and way things have worked out too much to change much of anything.
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When Were You Wearing The Wrong Thing At The Wrong Time?
Let's see. My wifes family are die hard Auburn fans. By die hard I mean they would sooner cut themselves then be around a Bama fan. Anyway, my sister in law was getting married Labour Day weekend a few years ago. I was already mad because she was screwing up my weekend with her plans. My wife didn't make me go to the wedding rehearsal, and told me to change out of my "tacky" Raiders shirt before the dinner. Being none to happy about her comment I went out and bought a Crimson Tide shirt that was 2 sizes too small and a Bear Bryant hat. I show up to the reception wearing said get up. My brother in law choked on his drink laughing, his dad cracked up, my SIL turned purple she was so angry and started crying, my wife and mother an father inlaw kicked me out of the reception. They were livid with me. My MIL informed me if she saw me in that hat again she would set it on fire while it was still on my head.
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Ponder These
This fool said, "fruit flies like a banana." ROFLMAO! :D That made my day!
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Scary Moment
Glad to hear everything was fine. I know that scarred the hell out of you. Don't beat yourself up over it though. No harm no foul. Also you heard what the boy said. Get your butt too Wal*Mart and get his life jacket. The boy has the itch to fish.
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I Wanna' Drive This Thing :-)
Yet does it exceed the ratio of where weight to HP becomes too great? After a certain point in time low weight and increased HP becomes counter productive. I'm referring to the Lotus, not the glorified Volkswagen.
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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
I just laughed so hard I choked on my sandwich.
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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
I'm gonna go with red fox
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Oxymorons
Why is it called football, yet you carry the ball?
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Malapropisms
I don't know about your family but mine is absolutely filthy. Specially my dads side. I tell ya the truth if we get together we could make a sailors ears bleed. Specially my Uncle.
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Malapropisms
That's what I was thinking it was. I just wasn't sure.