Raider Nation Fisher

I'll make the joke. Just ask Stingly.

I forgot wolverines and badgers. Even the freaking bears avoid wolverines. I stick with my friendly snakes.

Animals? Y'all got bear, wolf, and moose. We got black bears and some friendly legless lizards. Our animals poop butterflies and pee rainbows. Don't hate.

That's my opinion too. Give the man a chance. Nope we gotta pickup every freaking quarter back to come on the market. Maybe he will suprise us though.

They are envious of us Southern folk, and our year round soft water. No idea why they would choose to live in such an inhospitable environment.

Nope it was most likely directed towards me. The old fella is easy to get excitable. Personally I got myself a stick, and enjoy the hell out of poking that bear!He better be careful though. I might start trolling his threads. Either that or have some 80 year old associates pay him a visit. I ain't an internet bad ass. I'm a straight up Boss!!! I knows Hatians, Jamacians, Italians, Salvadorians, Mexicans, Russians, Ukrainians, and mother freaking Canadians. That's why I'm called Raider the Shot Caller! Snook, you know I'm just funnin with ya. I enjoy the perspective you give me on stuff.

Cheaper than pouring out a can of gasoline though.

Back in the old days. Least in the deep South. If you beat on your wife. Them boys would come drag you from your bed at night, tie ya to a tree, and whip the skin from off your back. Assuming you weren't made into a Christmas ornament. Back in the old country the sheriff that traveled the villages would do pretty much the same thing. Don't wanna spend a Ukrainian winter ripped up like that.

Gotta love our litigious society.

Definitely don't care for the ground turkey texture. I will eat the mess outta ground venison. Ground pork ain't got too bad a texture either.

Hit no.Bite, slap, stab, shoot. Yes Give the boot? Depends if she's bigger than me. (Doubtful). Or if dude looks like a lady!

Sounds about right. We only had the turkey cause you got a free sour cream or some other none such if you bought it. So my in-laws sent it over. This ground beef was a 80/20 mix.

Some kinda pasta thing she bakes in the oven. It usually comes out extremely good. She tried it with ground turkey the other day. Yet the turkey tasted terrible. Neither of us could eat it. Its best when she uses Italian sausage in it. Naw. I can't play with electrical stuff in the current apartment. Now when we move up the hill in a few weeks. That's another story.

I dunno about fishing. But ole girl in Auburn had a thing for Duck tape and WD-40......

Should a let his head bounce off the pavement. Why jack someone and then coddle them. Gotta play for keeps. That wouldn't fly for one minute down here. As for the broad. Once the file comes out its on. Pimp slap that *****. Never use a closed hand. Truthfully. I would have gotten involved. Wouldn't have caught him on the way to the ground either. Only thing he would catch is my boot once he smacks the ground. I imagine it would be hard to pick your teeth up with broken fingers. I think you showed a lot of restraint in not stabbing the female. I don't think I could a done that. Cops or not.

Wow! You are up there in age ain't ya?

Sheah I'm gonna tell that to my 6 month pregnant wife. I ain't that stupid. She took it bad enough when I told her she was the perfect Alabama woman. Barefoot and pregnant.

Know it all electricians that think they are the lead man on our crew. We have a forman. We don't have leadmen. Man trys to boss everyone around. If you don't do as he says. (Which we haven't been doing as he says.) Then he lies to the forman about what we did all day and tries to get him to write us up. If he wasn't 66 years old he would have been "thumped" by someone by now. Other than that I've had a chap free day.

I am extremely good in the kitchen. I can cook most anything. With the exception of egg plant. Well now ground beef is on the list too. I rarely eat ground beef. I don't care for the texture. Except in hamburgers. I am a fan of those. Anyway. Wife asked me to brown some ground beef. Said any idiot could do it. Well I ain't any idiot. I'm a special breed of idiot apparently. I got the bright idea to make them like links and go that route. The two small ones are black. The big ones are about right. However one kinda caught fire so its charred beyond recognition. The smokey smell did leave the kitchen though. Well, to Steak and Shake I go.

I honestly believe I would keep right on doing what I am now. I would take time off between jobs, but I would carry right along.

Gotta do something with his time. Might as well operate a crane.

I'm sending you a money order for 900 smack a roos. Put it all on Powerball. Daddy needs a new boat.

Naw that's insulting. Here's me and my little brother. That's me in the back.

So as not to disappoint.

There ya go.