Jd_Phillips_Fishin

Its stupid how EVERYONE gets offended by EVERYTHING! I mean what happened to freedom of speech, and the right to voice your openion without some crybaby getting upset? If you say gay marriage is wrong you could lose your whole job, just because people get offended over your statement even if its something you believe to be true. And its also disgusting how if you put a Bible verse on your school locker the principal will make you take it off because its "offensive" to people that dont agree and are of a different religion. PLEASE STOP BEING OFFENDED OVER EVERYTHING PEOPLE!

Wow!!! Its really kind of sad how dumb people can be.

Do people besides them idiots on tv actually believe that those make-believe creatures exist?

Burglars Broke In An elderly women had just returned home from her Wednesday night Bible study when she was startled by an intruder taking all her valuables. Then she yelled,"Stop! Acts 2:38!" [ turn away from sin] The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the lady calmly called 911. When the police arrested the burglar they asked,"Whyd you stop? All she did was say a Bible verse. "Bible verse?!? She said she has an axe and two 38s!"

The Preacher is Dying An old preacher dying. He sent messages for his lawyer and banker, both church members, to come to his house. When they both arrived they were ushered up to the preachers room. When they came in he signaled for them to come to his side, both holding one of his hands. He sighed contently, smiled, and just looked at the ceiling. They were both flattered that the preacher would have them at his side at his last moments. They were also puzzeled because he never showed any indacation that he liked any of them. They both then remembered many of his long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness, and avaricious, that made them squirm in there seats. Finally the banker asked,"Preacher, whyd you ask us to come?" "Because Jesus died between to thieves, and thats how I wanna go out too."

A Sermon About Lying At the end of church one morning the pastor said, "Next week I'll be doing a sermon on lying. To help yall understand it better, I want yall to read Mark 17. The next Sunday the pastor said, "Ok, by a show of hands, who read Mark 17?" Everyone raised there hand. "Mark only has 16 chapters. I will now proceed my sermon on the sin of lying."

Taxi Driver In Heaven A priest and a taxi driver died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. He said to the taxi driver, "Please, come with me." He took him to a great mansion filled with bowling allies, a buffet, and an olympic size pool. "Thank you so much, St. Peter!" said the taxi driver. Then St.Peter went to the priest and said, Please, come with me." as they were walking the priest was getting excited because he saw what the taxi driver got, and since he was a priest and would some thing even better. St. Peter led him to an old, dark, small room with a bunk bed and a small tv set,"Here we are. This is yours," said St. Peter. The priest was confused and said, "Wait a sec. I was a priest and he drove a car his whole life, shouldnt I get the mansion?" "No. You see, when you spoke in your church people went to sleep, and when people rode in his cab people prayed.

Ok, thanks yall.

I dont know if this true or not, but I heard once that the Lews Speed spool BB1 ($159.99) was made specifically for braid. Is this true? thanks, Carolina Bassin

I dont know what the average size is in MO but Norman is a really upsetting lake. You here about all these big fish being caught from the lake but the biggest Ive seen was 4 pounds that my dad hooked into but it came off at the boat. But on the good side the population of fish is good and since the fish are spots they fight REALLY good

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reminds me of when I caught my first catfish. I saw them whiskers, and I was off like a bullet!

#700!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: Oh, hey, your home early Husband: I had too. Wife: Why's that? Husband: Because my boss told me to go to hell.

We all have those just funny moments, like an idiot that only gets out on the water once a year trying to launch his boat, or your partner falling in while trying to lip a fish. Whats your funny moment?

Hey man, thanks for your concern. If I got in to it it would be something me and my dad would do together. Your Pm must not have come in, because on my messenger its not showing up.

I think Fishy Fingers is probely the closest to me. I fish Wylie, Norman, Mtn. Island, and this summer I got a tournament on High Rock.

When the pastor was speaking in church one morning a little girl was drawling a picture. Her mom whispered,"What are you drawling "A picture of God "Now one knows what he looks like though." "Thats alright, because everyone will know what he looks like when im done."

wondering how many NC anglers are on here

I have been wanting to learn how to make my own jigs. All the Youtube videos didnt help at all, do yall know of any? Thanks, Carolina Bassin

In the small 5-6 year-old Sunday school room the teacher was talking about the 10 commandments. Then one kid asked," Since thers a commandment about how you treat your parents, why aint there a commandment about how you treat your siblings?" Then the oldest kid in the class, an oldest of 5 brothers says," What are you talkin about thers one, dont kill."

After church on Sunday morning, all the kids were being picked up by there parents. After one boy was picked up his dad said, ''So, what did yall learn about today?" kid: We talked about Moses and the Israelites escaping Egypt and Pharoh. dad: Oh, thats cool what else? kid: And when the escaped they were being chased by Pharoh, and then they got trapped because the sea was in there way. dad: Then what happened? kid:Well, then Moses pulled out his radio and contacted one of the freightors filled with soldiers and hellicopters. And the soldiers killed all the Egyptions and the freightor carried the Israelites across the sea. dad: Are you sure thats what you really learned in church today? kid: Well if I told you what I really learned you wouldnt have believed me.

I'm friends with Elite Series pro Britt Myers he runs truck/boat customation store. Infact, he riged Brandon Palaniuk's truck and boat with all the lights. He also does alot of the other pros trucks and boats too.

In the luch line, at the small Christian school, the first thing in the line is a bucket of apples. Written on the bucket is a note from the teacher that says,''Please only take one. Remember God's always watching.'' At the end of the line there is a plate cookies with a note in a kids handwriting that says, ''Take as many as you want. Don't worry God's watching the apples.''

I'ts picture day at Little Johny's school and the teacher is telling his class the order pictures will be taken, were were going to have them, and stuff like that. Then a girl asks,''why do we have to do this?'' and the teacher replies,''Well, when your like 40 you will be looking a t these pictures and you will be happy for your old class mates. You will say thers Dan, hes a lawyer, or theres Suzy, shes a doctor.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''yeah and the happiest one will be when you say,'look thers the teacher and shes dead!' "

thats exactly whats happening to mine. Almost identicle.