Everything posted by FishingBuds
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a few jokes
Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion." Joe: "Really?" Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell." ;D A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. "What did he say," asked the nurse. "OOPS!" ;D Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder 1. All the DNA is the same. 2. There are no dental records. ;D A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up. ;D I figured out how to cure the high divorce rate in this country. Have cell phone companies write the marriage contracts - you'll never get out of them. ;D
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I should quit work?
This kid is going to get close to $8000 and the free insurance too $8000 man, sad part is he probably won't do nothen with it. Thats some serious cash. forget the toys-pay off some dept over here, remodel the wifes kitchen for pete sakes. Don't party it off Man I could imagine what really goes on like Sam said you wouldn't wanna know
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I should quit work?
Man, fella at work told me and some others today that he's gettin $7300 back on federal and $600 back on state Of course I said "no way" He said he paid back in federal $2300 and I'm like "how in the heck can you get back double on what you paid in???? He goes on to tell us that he figured that it was not worth his wife going back to work cause they get , whic for the babies, help on the utillity bills and $1200 in food stamps a month- if she went back to work they would lose it all and not to mention they would have to get a sitter too if she went back.l Man don't get me wrong on needing help but, crud man, maybe I should quit work or something???
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Worm Question
Na No biggy its really me on the language issue here, you guys throw off all these words and know what they are, and I'm going back to the forums to see what exactly it is :-[ whue. I'm spending more time it seems on maenings than putting anything together. I'm tryen tho
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Worm Question
yep, Actually got my question answered already(somewhat) the rest is up to me. Thanks for the feed back tho, was getting worried I'd be snuffed.
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What are you waiting for????
reading the tackle page here at the BR-trying to increase the knowledge for me( limited to my brain size), looking forward to new stuff to try. And most important-finishing our jon boat
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NOW THIS GUY IS A FOOTBALL FAN
funny ;D
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Mother nature is PISSED!!!
got this and had to post it "yesterday there was to be an asteroid in the neighborhood. Although the chances of it actually hitting the earth are slim to none, it presents some very real possible threats. TU24 is the name of the asteroid and astonomers apparently didn't even know about it until about 3 months ago. There is a possibility that it will produce some calamity on earth as well as possibly some strange things in the sky. It is said that one of the most likely events to happen will be electromagnetic discharge. This could cause many communications outages including cell phones, landlines, internet and could also severely affect radio signals. Some are saying it could also cause earthquakes and other natural disasters. This may all be a bunch of whooey but it might be a good day to be a little extra prepared and review your emergency plans. Scientists really don't know much about it because it was just discovered 3 months ago. Here is a web site that was posted on another forum but it seems to be a "sky is falling" type of site. Just thought I would post in case things get goofy you might know what a likely cause is." http://www.tu24.org/ Its a ka-wink-a-dink
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Interview
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go." ;D
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TAlk about lucky!!!!
register at military.com and go into the video section "shock & Awe" you'll see alot of that stuff, I recommend to go back to last page to start viewing the vids, Some awsome stuff
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Sneezing/ Arm Pain
Somewhat the same. Sometimes its the side of my neck, sneezing is violent and is nothing to sneez at
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Mother nature is PISSED!!!
yep, she is peed off The front came in today about 6:00pm for us, By the airport it was reported wind gust up to 90mls per hr. Went outside to watch it come in, the sky color was awsome, green and blue and black
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Worm Question
Looking into this year I'd like to really work some plastic. What stlye, set up or approach differances is there between 1.Shaky worm 2.Whacky worm 3.Finesse worm I know some basics but, I'm looking into some serious changes if possible. For instance-not sure on what string# to throw with them and I haven't used any of the new(to me) jig heads yet :-[ I haven't used a jig head for 6, 7 years on these style worms. any (positive)feed back is appreciated
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What's your ringtone
Creedence ClearWater Revival "Fortunate Son" 8-)
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What's the latest on Gander Mt?
they just built and opened one in Nov 2007 near me, I'm not familiar with them, so its the first for me here. Guns are way outta price,too high Fishen stuff is killer, bigger than Dicks by us.
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A scary map
Whats amazing is thier claim that Stockton was the capiltal of the real-estate boom in California and now its ground zero for forclosers. And how they still passed it on to investers
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A scary map
Yep, I watched a flic last sunday and it makes you mad. Its real good, not much of a fan of the show but they did a good job on reporting. click on http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/60minutes/main3415.shtml And look for "House of cards: The Mortgage mess" then click on the video: house of cards Worth watching
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A scary map
This was a shot as of Nov 1st 2007
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The most expensive doggy chew
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0126gl-sbdog-ON.html If I paid that much they'd been put in my safe :
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Who on BR would you like to fish with?
Well I guess it'da be a Real Pro He can out fish anyone on the BR-Take His WORD for it. Crud, he's not a member anymore :'(
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What Makes a Man?
standing back up when you get knocked down
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I need a break (warning, vent)
sounds like you got it to me Just that - be sick of it, give it up. Put focus on other important matters. Not to say you stay away from the girls but, don't focus on them. They want your attention and when you give it you get what you see above right? Man let them chase you. You'll be surprized how they act when you act not intrested. But, it don't work that way when your married, then you pay attention or pay for it all the time Seriously tho, A great relationship starts out as freinds, and can lead to marriage which continues with friendship and other things as well
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This guy new how to live !!!
I'm sure he left a memory for his kid, great story of him too. I agree with liven and doing what ya want but, on the other hand the Lord gave me two kids and they are my world now, its for them not me and still this is living on the edge, I haven't even seen the teen years yet :'( Peace Fish
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Post an embarrasing picture of yourself!
This is me back in 1987 after a Iron Maiden concert(special guest Accept) I want'ed Bruce Dikerson to sign my pet fish and pole, it kinda got out of hand, so I beat back Bruce with my pet fish, then he punched me in the mouth(notice my swollen lips). This is me 21 years later with my original hair color and my daughter, I lost all that baby fat cause I quit eaten Moon Pies. Me and the wife celebrating 18 years together, I'm still NOT whipped and notice how scared she is of me-Respect is what I gotIn Da House!!
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A piece of glass for a desktop. What kind,how?
Well I make windows for a living, and we use 1/4 inch plate for the desk's around the office. as for the edges, we use a belt sander on that. A storm door should be tempered and you won't cut that. Call a glass shop-for this. A 1/4 inch plate sanded-shouldn,t be over 30 bucks