How many other guys wives/gf's are waiting in line to see Majic Mike right now?

If I see one more magic mike status update on Facebook I'm deleting it. My wife is with some girls and her mom. She wouldn't shut up about it since she saw the first preview months ago. I will say if you're single then wait outside the theater. The women should be ready to go upon exit lol

Hm iam 26 single maybe I should go wait out side the theater. Knowing my luck all that would go in my neck of the woods are over weight middle aged married woman. I think I might have better luck at a bar.

There is a strip club that I go buy all the time. During opening deer gun season. They bring in male strippers for the lonely wife's. My god the whole parking lot is jammed full. Its not a small parking lot. I bet you could park a few hundred cars on the lot. That is the only time I see more then four or five cars in the lot.

In your neck of the woods you would be lucky if the women shaved their armpits.

Screw shaving the arm pits. I can over look that. It hairy legs that bug me. I have seen woman with hairy legs then me. Even with my heavy German and scottish blood.

Since I am more of a butt and legs type of man. It kind of ruins it for me. My buddys always give me crap about it. When were out they will be like did you see the breast on her. My response is no. But I can tell them them the color of her eyes or her hair color. I am just waiting in till she walks away. I can be in the middle of saying some thing and will just stop to check out a nice butt.

One time me and a buddy were at a gas station once. He went end and payed while I sat in the truck. I woman in her mid to late 30s walked by. I was checking her out. And all of a sudden I hear my buddy. You would tap that wouldn't you. I didn't even hear him get in.

My wife actually tried to get me to go It's funny because if a movie like that was made about a bunch of women strippers and guys were going crazy about it all the women activists would be up in arms over it. I don't care if she goes or how many times she goes even, I'll just go fishing

Yep, the wife went on opening nite with her friends while I played poker. I took the wife and kid to see Madagascar 3 today and the girls were in line for Majic Mike.

My wife actually tried to get me to go It's funny because if a movie like that was made about a bunch of women strippers and guys were going crazy about it all the women activists would be up in arms over it. I don't care if she goes or how many times she goes even, I'll just go fishing

Ain't that the truth, brotha. Sht, the recent hit book "Fifty Shades of Gray" was the talk of every woman. Now they have Majic MIke. Heck, I'll pay for the wife to go see it again and again if it gets me more time on the water.

I want to know which male forum member is going to have enough ***** to post a review, hahaha. I just know someone went with their wife/gf, hopefully by force.

Yep, the wife went on opening nite with her friends while I played poker. I took the wife and kid to see Madagascar 3 today and the girls were in line for Majic Mike.

Ain't that the truth, brotha. Sht, the recent hit book "Fifty Shades of Gray" was the talk of every woman. Now they have Majic MIke. Heck, I'll pay for the wife to go see it again and again if it gets me more time on the water.

My wife has and read that book too. She was reading it while we were out in the boat one day and started telling me what it was about If that book was written for a male audience you'd have to go to a special store or a special back room to get it

I want to know which male forum member is going to have enough balls to post a review, hahaha. I just know someone went with their wife/gf, hopefully by force.

When you mean force. Do you mean drugged and hogtied being lead with a cattle prod? Then throw in a ultimatum of sleeping on the couch for a month.

My wife and her girlfriend are on there way to see it now......

Jeff

The wife and Bass Blvd are on there way to see it now......

Jeff

Really! I loved this movie......all men with my stature should see it. There is nothing wrong with seeing other men strip down to almost nothing!!!

Nope. Apparently she had no desire to go see it either.

Wife is planning on going to see it soon. Which means I get four hours on the bank tomorrow. Hooray for chick flicks.

I actually thought that this was a basketball movie before I saw the previews.

Really! I loved this movie......all men with my stature should see it. There is nothing wrong with seeing other men strip down to almost nothing!!!

LMAO. BRAVO, Jeff, BRAVO.

That movie is dumb.

I grew up in New Orleans and the French Quarter and saw strippers since I was 8 years old. I guess they don't turn me on anymore. In fact, since it is a way of life in New Orleans I really lost interest in strip joints after high school.

Guys stripping just doesn't do anything for me. But if the ladies get a thrill from it then let them have a good show and a fun time.

Just remember, what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

Turn around can be fair play so you guys get ready to go to the New Orleans French Quarter without your wives or girlfriends for an outstanding fun time with your buddies. And then do some fantastic redfish and bass fishing in the Louisiana marshes and lakes.

Yea, right. Your significant other is going to let you do that!!! In your dreams.

LMAO. BRAVO, Jeff, BRAVO.

Figured you would like that one! LOL

Jeff