Your topic leaves us open to some funny suggestions which I will refrain from giving since I don't have any warning points and don't want any.

The dam reply seems feisable.

I bet the gang could come up with some really funny suggestions.

Your topic leaves us open to some funny suggestions which I will refrain from giving since I don't have any warning points and don't want any.

The dam reply seems feasible.

I bet the gang could come up with some really funny suggestions.

I don't have any warning points either, I feel like I'm not doing my part to push the envelope around here; maybe I'm just slipping in my old age, it may be time to retire from here too.... Naw, I can't let Long Mike and Road Warrior off that easy...... I'll have to work on my attitude and consult with SloneZP.... Lets see, where did I put that bottle of JD????

Sam, your're right about not wanting to have any warning points. It's been haunting me since I got it. I was unable to run in this years election, my church congregation has cast me aside, kids make fun of me when I walk down the street, women ignore me, my dog pees on my feet, I get pulled over by the cops at least once a day because I look suspicious, I've been afflicted with a chronic case of hemorrhoids, and my mother doesn't love me anymore.

Sam, your're right about not wanting to have any warning points. It's been haunting me since I got it. I was unable to run in this years election, my church congregation has cast me aside, kids make fun of me when I walk down the street, women ignore me, my dog pees on my feet, I get pulled over by the cops at least once a day because I look suspicious, I've been afflicted with a chronic case of hemorrhoids, and my mother doesn't love me anymore.

:cry4: :cry4:

I feel for ya buddy !!!

Sam, your're right about not wanting to have any warning points. It's been haunting me since I got it. I was unable to run in this years election, my church congregation has cast me aside, kids make fun of me when I walk down the street, women ignore me, my dog pees on my feet, I get pulled over by the cops at least once a day because I look suspicious, I've been afflicted with a chronic case of hemorrhoids, and my mother doesn't love me anymore.

Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't been tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail. Somebody, somewhere, cut you some slack

Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't been tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail. Somebody, somewhere, cut you some slack

Seems you feel that way about alot of people.

http://youtu.be/VmnuNu1Jmuc

I don't have any warning points either, I feel like I'm not doing my part to push the envelope around here; maybe I'm just slipping in my old age, it may be time to retire from here too.... Naw, I can't let Long Mike and Road Warrior off that easy...... I'll have to work on my attitude and consult with SloneZP.... Lets see, where did I put that bottle of JD????

Eric, PM sent.

Slonezp, PM sent.

Eric, PM sent.

Ooooooooooooo

OK ~ so where are we taking this thead exactly ?

A-Jay

I need to thank Long Mike for changing my life. Take notice Rhino. 0 Warning Points Al Bundy 2016 Baby!!! The Heavens have opened up. I told J.C. "Not now. My work on earth is not finished" Children are frolicing in the streets. Kate Upton called. She's taking me out tomorrow. What I thought was pee was actually Budweiser.(I'll save some for you Nitro) I'v got a stack of "Get out of jail free" cards from the Chicago P.D. and my mother sent me some Preparation H for my hemorroids. Life is good!

OK ~ so where are we taking this thead exactly ?

A-Jay

OK ~ so where are we taking this thead exactly ?

A-Jay

Just havin' a little fun

A-Jay, with apologies, I led us off topic. Just having a little fun, which I hope Traveler and Slone enjoyed.

A-Jay, with apologies, I led us off topic. Just having a little fun, which I hope Traveler and Slone enjoyed.

Give yourself a warning point.

Seems you feel that way about alot of people.

Where did you find that video of my daughter? I taught her well.

Where did you find that video of my daughter? I taught her well.

Daughter??? She's awful cute. Is she available? If we get hitched, can I call you dad?

She is available. Just to forewarn you, she'd make Peg look like a nun.

Off topic??.... I thought the question was answered.

But I get led astray easily.... They did it.... They did it.......

I was

Daughter??? She's awful cute. Is she available? If we get hitched, can I call you dad?

You are made for each other.

Oh cr*p, here I go again

I need to thank Long Mike for changing my life. Take notice Rhino. 0 Warning Points Al Bundy 2016 Baby!!! The Heavens have opened up. I told J.C. "Not now. My work on earth is not finished" Children are frolicing in the streets. Kate Upton called. She's taking me out tomorrow. What I thought was pee was actually Budweiser.(I'll save some for you Nitro) I'v got a stack of "Get out of jail free" cards from the Chicago P.D. and my mother sent me some Preparation H for my hemorroids. Life is good!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED THEN !!!!!!!!!!!

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy for you I don't know wether to s##t or go blind.....I just closed one eye and farted since i couldn't make up my mind LOL !!!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED THEN !!!!!!!!!!!

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy for you I don't know wether to s##t or go blind.....I just closed one eye and farted since i couldn't make up my mind LOL !!!

ROTF LOL, I can just picture you doing that

OMG I've got to get that image out of my head,,, someone shoot me,,

Long Mike,

I think you may have inadvertently found me a new drinking buddy, although I am not sure if you did something good or something.....shall we say..... quite....whats the word I am looking for here....Dastardly?

You did this to him on purpose didn't you, have you been talking to Traveler about me? lol !!!

LMFAO, I can just picture you doing that

OMG I've got to get that image out of my head,,, someone shoot me,,

You know how much I like making people laugh don't ya !!!

That one will stick with you a while LOL !!!

Glad I could help aggravate the situation.