You might be a Redneck if: 

-Your fishpond used to be your hot tub.
-You’re raising one species of fish as food for another.
- When you talk about great mullet fishermen, Granny's name always comes up.
- You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
- Your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop for clothes.
- You've been to the emergency room more than three times to have a fishhook removed.
- Your house catches on fire and you run back in to save the fish mounted on the wall. 
- Your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.
- You think "megabytes" means a good day of fishing.
- You go fishing with a generator and copper wire.
- You fly fish with real flies.
- You enjoy playing with bait more than you like to fish.
- You can buy live bait and cold beer at your barbershop.

No question about, I'm not a redneck.

As they say in Florida, the further south you go the more northern it gets it.

Excellent.

 

Thanks for sharing and putting a smile on my old face this morning.

 

Keep 'em coming.

I don't know about redneck, but you might be GROSS if you've ever eaten from the minnow bucket.

I also don't know any rednecks that wouldn't simply just cut out any stuck fishing hooks. No ER for me on that. It would have to be pretty large and stuck deep for me to go.

I just found out I'm a redneck. I gave my wife the choice, would she rather fish off a bridge or shop for clothes. She chose the bridge!

I suppose I quailfy as a red nexican.