Seriously I must be gettin tested by the man upstairs cuz this is just getting ridiculous! I'm gonna try to start in order sure I'll forget some things but here we go with my mistake luck starting from when I got home from deployment.

Crash my exs brand new ford edge

Gall bladder ruptures

Complication from gall surgery a week later

Break brand new veritas pole

Flip kayak

Fall off roof at work

Break tie rod on truck while driving

Crazy ex wife costs me relationship with gf

Crash into deer with truck

No insurance coverage with truck for accident

Mission gets canceled have to finish orders at armory 47.3 miles from home 50miles needed for authorization for hotel forced to drive 90+ miles per day for work for 3 weeks now

Break favorite fishing pole(Villain)

Truck blows up hour from home

Them last two happend same day maybe a hour apart.....

I just can't win and I know I'm leaving stuff out when is all this bad luck gonna end and the messed up part is I didn't even list my wife leaving me and getting pregnant by another guy!!! That was while I was gone that list is just in the 7 months I've been back!!!!!

Oh I forgot two of my tackle boxes bounced out of the bed of my truck and shattered all over the road and like 75% my cranks go ran over and busted that was this morning

Forgot the two bar fights I got jumped in they fall right after complications from surgery

This will save me a thousand words.

 

I think you need to go on active duty back to Afghanistan where you will be safe.

Keep your head up, **** happens and when it rains it pours. Just think at least you can still walk and get up in the morning

Bro... that's one upping the Allstate Mayhem guy. Incredibly bad luck but you're still here with your boys and have incredibly bright days ahead. You'll look back at this and laugh some day. Probably just won't be tomorrow...

Bro... that's one upping the Allstate Mayhem guy. Incredibly bad luck but you're still here with your boys and have incredibly bright days ahead. You'll look back at this and laugh some day. Probably just won't be tomorrow...

That made me chuckle for half a second

Life sucks sometimes, but at least you arent helen keller

Life is one giant suck hole right now

I know it's hard to see through the bad things some times, but from the outside looking in, you're a blessed man.  That little boy holding a bass with his daddy makes you one lucky dude!

Yeah my boys are bout the only thing really going for me and the ex is getting crazy wanting them back but I'm not having it.

I'm still sitting on the side of the road waiting for my tow truck....I broke down almost 3 hours ago

Just sent a prayer your way.  Hang in there.  God loves you.

I can relate. I've just been through a patch of it myself. Just be patient **** will buff out. Besides seriously good stuff seems to happen at the end of it.

Oh, and screw that *****! Tell her to tick up a rope!

 That's quite a list of calamities right there.

 

Perhaps viewing it as "experience gained" will help you through it.

 

My Dad always insisted that assuming responsibility for and then learning from "Bad Luck", helps reduce the majority of it.

 

A-Jay

Just sent a prayer your way.  Hang in there.  God loves you.

 

^^This, never forget it.....Love him back and you will be blessed infinitely.

Maybe that's the case with my mistake luck

Things could always be worse! When life kicks you smack in the junk, you just have to take a couple minutes, regain your composure, stand up and continue. You may walk a little slower but you are still walking!

My life has always been a rollercoaster of giant swings to the negative and then a giant swing into the positive. Cant explain it...

there's a special place in hell for cheaters, especially ones who are military wives.