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The bait monkey has a hit out on him

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Ive been purchasing baits on Ebay and some came in the mail today. My wife says "More Bait?" I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders.

She said " OOOOHHHHH Thats it!!! Im gonna kill that Bait Monkey!!!"

Bait Monkey be warned your days are numbered!!

The thing I think is hilarious is my wife knows exactly who/what the Bait Monkey is and she knows what the initials BPS mean. Shes catching on!!

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Don't worry. When the Bait Monkey brainwashes her by buying her ear rings or necklaces she'll forget all about the initials BPS and the bait monkey  8-)

I get the same thing all the time when I buy lures... Though I would surprise my wife by bringing her home a Shark steam vac...  I told her "here is a toy for you so you don't fee like I am spending money all the time on myself"...

Yeah that didn't go over well, but now she loves it and uses it twice a week to steam the hardwood floors  8-)

i have have been trying to kill him for a while but have been unsuccessful, if i did gwet rid of him than maybe i would actually have some money to spend on other things once in a while

Bait Monkey evil...........must be destroyed!! ;D

Bait Monkey Lie to wife, wife get mad, wife yell at me :'( Bad Bait Monkey.......Bad Bait Monkey >;)

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Sounds like it's time to start having things shipped to work!

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Im always trying to beat my wife to the mailbox. Of course thats tough when im at then lake all day and she comes home around 5pm and I dont get home from the lake until 7 or 8 pm depending on the way the fish are biting.

Just last night I was at the local WalMart. Theyre building a Walmart Super Center across the road. I asked one of the employees which I know,if all the inventory in the current store was gonna have to be moved from this old store to the new store.

He said they are clearancing the current inventory,and the current store already has a 75% clearance on Fabrics in the crafts section,because that is the first department that will be moving into the new store.

SOOOO.... This means that the Sporting goods dept will be doing a clearance as well. Baitmonkey is already whispering in my ear...Does it EVER end? I see lots of trips to Walmart between now and the 27th of October when the new store is supposed to open.

Im always trying to beat my wife to the mailbox. Of course thats tough when im at then lake all day and she comes home around 5pm and I dont get home from the lake until 7 or 8 pm depending on the way the fish are biting.

Just last night I was at the local WalMart. Theyre building a Walmart Super Center across the road. I asked one of the employees which I know,if all the inventory in the current store was gonna have to be moved from this old store to the new store.

He said they are clearancing the current inventory,and the current store already has a 75% clearance on Fabrics in the crafts section,because that is the first department that will be moving into the new store.

SOOOO.... This means that the Sporting goods dept will be doing a clearance as well. Baitmonkey is already whispering in my ear...Does it EVER end? I see lots of trips to Walmart between now and the 27th of October when the new store is supposed to open.

Ohhhhhh, the bait monkey has laid a big time trap for you!

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Problem with shipping to work...Im not employed

wassup yous guys?

nest weak iz goin 2 celebrat mi birtday

so i says, lets go buy sum stuff. evrybodee hvin a sale!

the moe wez spend da more wez save!

her wat we gonna do... wez look at all the sponsors

websites and buy a little bit her and a little bit there.

u wanta strt with nu rod & reel? um, maybe sum dat

c-threw line?

watch u wanta do?

Bait Monkey I caaaannttt heeeeeaaaaarrr yyyyyoooouuuu...la la la la la la la la la

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Dude RULES!

 

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Problem with shipping to work...Im not employed

That could be a problem. How about a single buddy's house?

8-)

Ive been purchasing baits on Ebay and some came in the mail today. My wife says "More Bait?" I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders.

She said " OOOOHHHHH Thats it!!! Im gonna kill that Bait Monkey!!!"

Bait Monkey be warned your days are numbered!!

The thing I think is hilarious is my wife knows exactly who/what the Bait Monkey is and she knows what the initials BPS mean. Shes catching on!!

The Bait Monkey says "Bring it!"

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d**n Bait Monkey Strikes Again!! That stinking bait monkey got me to buy a new reel today. Boy is my wife gonna be ticked >;)

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