I've heard a few of these lately. here's my fav to date

 

The most interesting man in the world says; "I don't often speak to English majors, but when I do, I order a venti cappucino".

 

Heard any good ones?

I've heard a few of these lately. here's my fav to date

 

The most interesting man in the world says; "I don't often speak to English majors, but when I do, I order a venti cappucino".

 

Heard any good ones?

Don't mock me!

Call me crazy Raider, but I just didn't have you pegged as an English major.

My apologies, sir. LOL

I originally heard this as Philosophy major, but that's not quite right. Nobody hires a philosophy major, not even starbucks.

I originally heard this as Philosophy major, but that's not quite right. Nobody hires a philosophy major, not even starbucks.

I was majoring in philosophy when I got thrown out of school. That's the way I heard the joke too.

I don't always cast at schooling fish, but when I do my first cast is always a backlash.

I don't always cast at schooling fish, but when I do my first cast is always a backlash.

Thats great!

Some of my favorites

 

 

 

 

I don't always talk to people with swag, but when I do, I order a large fries.

 

 

LOLOL!!!!

I don't always cast at schooling fish, but when I do my first cast is always a backlash.

 

 

LOL ~ !

 

That's Awesome - Me Too.

 

And then the school goes down for the rest of the day !

 

A-Jay

I don't always get drunk, but when I do I hit on your Mother.

 

 

A-Jay

I don't always get drunk, but when I do I hit on your Mother.

 

 

A-Jay

Best one I have ever heard. Will be storung that away fir later.

I don't speak to the University of Alabama graduates but when I do I always order the large fries.

I dont always talk to obama voters, but when i do, i make sure they dont put onions on my mcdouble

I don't always fish with Ghoti, but when I do, I know my end of the boat will be MUCH higher out of the water than his.

I dont always talk to obama voters, but when i do, i make sure they dont put onions on my mcdouble

 

 

Riiiiiight....

I don't speak to the University of Alabama graduates but when I do I always order the large fries.

or when you want to see what a championship ring looks like lol roll tide!

I don't always act like I'm 10....but when I do I make post like LMB