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Hey guys, do you think this is true?

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                          

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I read one guys reply on live leak where he said his wife handed him a bag of batteries to test and while he was dropping them on the counter a d battery rolled off the counter and landed on his wife's big toe. He said she called the cops and now he is being charged with assault with battery.  :grin:

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It's on the internet right?

Then it has to be true!

Don't know but I'm gonna start trying it.

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A buddy and I were going out to some clubs last friday and the first one we went to, I got in but my buddy didn't have a tie on so the bouncer wouldn't let him in. After some hemming and hawing, the bouncer told him "just go get something and make a tie out of it". So, my buddy goes to the car, gets the jumper cables, makes a tie out of them and says "How's that?". Bouncer says, "I guess that will work. Just don't start anything...."

 

 

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I've never heard of that, but it's worth a try?

 

If you're in need of batteries, I heard that Sally sells C Cells down at the seashore.

That ain't all she's selling

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That ain't all she's selling

Its no wonder you're always broke!

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That ain't all she's selling

 

I went down to check her out, just for the halibut.

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Its no wonder you're always broke!

If I wanted to spend my hard earned money on sex, I'd get remarried.

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If I wanted to spend my hard earned money on sex, I'd get remarried.

Think about that for a minute and you will realize why thats not true.

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Think about that for a minute and you will realize why thats not true.

I guess you're right

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Think about that for a minute and you will realize why thats not true.

lol. They do say that wedding cake is the best form of birth control out there for a reason....

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You've heard about the three rings of marriage.

 

     The engagement ring

     The wedding ring

     The suffer ring

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Yeah, but does dropping a battery to test it really work?

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Yeah, but does dropping a battery to test it really work?

Huh? What's this thread about?

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