Hey guys, do you think this is true?

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                          

It's on the internet right?

I read one guys reply on live leak where he said his wife handed him a bag of batteries to test and while he was dropping them on the counter a d battery rolled off the counter and landed on his wife's big toe. He said she called the cops and now he is being charged with assault with battery. 

It's on the internet right?

Then it has to be true!

Don't know but I'm gonna start trying it.

I've never heard of that, but it's worth a try?

 

If you're in need of batteries, I heard that Sally sells C Cells down at the seashore.

A buddy and I were going out to some clubs last friday and the first one we went to, I got in but my buddy didn't have a tie on so the bouncer wouldn't let him in. After some hemming and hawing, the bouncer told him "just go get something and make a tie out of it". So, my buddy goes to the car, gets the jumper cables, makes a tie out of them and says "How's that?". Bouncer says, "I guess that will work. Just don't start anything...."

 

 

This thread is embarrassing.

I've never heard of that, but it's worth a try?

 

If you're in need of batteries, I heard that Sally sells C Cells down at the seashore.

That ain't all she's selling

That ain't all she's selling

Its no wonder you're always broke!

That ain't all she's selling

She took on a line of Shell Phones with 2 other associates, 3G with no strings attached.

Now you should be able to contact JFrancho!

That ain't all she's selling

Actually the crabs are free!

That ain't all she's selling

 

I went down to check her out, just for the halibut.

Its no wonder you're always broke!

If I wanted to spend my hard earned money on sex, I'd get remarried.

If I wanted to spend my hard earned money on sex, I'd get remarried.

Think about that for a minute and you will realize why thats not true.

Think about that for a minute and you will realize why thats not true.

I guess you're right

Think about that for a minute and you will realize why thats not true.

lol. They do say that wedding cake is the best form of birth control out there for a reason....

You've heard about the three rings of marriage.

 

     The engagement ring

     The wedding ring

     The suffer ring

Yeah, but does dropping a battery to test it really work?

Yeah, but does dropping a battery to test it really work?

Huh? What's this thread about?

Huh? What's this thread about?

Right now it's about you viewing the vid posted by the OP...LOL...C'mon now, follow the bouncing ball...LMAO