Holy Moly. My son let his stinky friend come in to play today. Sweet Mother Mary, this 7 year old straight up blew up my bathroom. That boy stinks like a man! I'm not completely sure he ain't a 20year old midget posing as a child. The Porto Johns at work don't even smell as bad as this and those sometimes go 6days between cleanings. Something ain't right with this boy. That smell could gag a walrus! Heck the poor dog was scratching at the door trying to get out of the apartment. I was worried my skin was gonna melt when I went to hose the room down with febreeze. Needless to say stinky ain't allowed to use our bathroom anymore. Hell his mom probably won't let him use their bathroom so he goes around and uses everyone else's. If it was my child I would make him poop in the yard. Birds may start falling from the sky, but that's a small price to pay

Are you projecting?

Time to pack up the U Haul and move AWAY from that lil monster... Shew wee raider... You're descriptive typing is quite good as I believe I too can smell it!!

Doesn't shock me at all.....my 4 year old has been known to clear out our downstairs as it wafts down our hallway and into the living room.  I told him to use the fan when he is in there and he says no daddy, it is too noisy.  The kid eats a lot of fruit veggies so that may be the culprit.....

Nows the time to take him to taco bell then drop him off at a family members house . Give the rest of your family and friends something to talk about. My four year old petite adorable daughter also has the ability to make the toilet water boil... so I feel your pain.

My 6mo my 3yo and 5yo all will clear out a room. The two youngest are still in diapers well jack is alsmost potty trained he has a drunk college kid trapped in him I swear cause te kid will pee in the closet or the plant in the corner before the potty. When either go number 2 it's usually pretty bad and I'm sure they swallow food whole lol

Holy Moly. My son let his stinky friend come in to play today. Sweet Mother Mary, this 7 year old straight up blew up my bathroom. That boy stinks like a man! I'm not completely sure he ain't a 20year old midget posing as a child. The Porto Johns at work don't even smell as bad as this and those sometimes go 6days between cleanings. Something ain't right with this boy. That smell could gag a walrus! Heck the poor dog was scratching at the door trying to get out of the apartment. I was worried my skin was gonna melt when I went to hose the room down with febreeze. Needless to say stinky ain't allowed to use our bathroom anymore. Hell his mom probably won't let him use their bathroom so he goes around and uses everyone else's. If it was my child I would make him poop in the yard. Birds may start falling from the sky, but that's a small price to pay

 

Was it really that bad?

 

You wouldn't be pulling our leg so to speak would you?

 

Or should I say pulling our finger! 

Was it really that bad?

 

You wouldn't be pulling our leg so to speak would you?

 

Or should I say pulling our finger! 

It really was that bad. It was/is one of the foulest things I have ever smelt.

This post made my day!!! What the Heck are you guys feeding them boys in Alabama??? LOL LOL LOL

This post made my day!!! What the Heck are you guys feeding them boys in Alabama??? LOL LOL LOL

That one there. Probably curry and Hispanic cuisine. That's my guess anyway.

That one there. Probably curry and Hispanic cuisine. That's my guess anyway.

 

You sure it wasn't a couple of bass fillets? 

 

If they taste like weeds going in, I can't imagine what they'd smell like coming out!

Your kid needs more broccoli , to add to the digestion problem or acclerant I mean.

Your kid needs more broccoli , to add to the digestion problem or acclerant I mean.

Ain't my kid. Its one of his friends.

Your kid needs more broccoli , to add to the digestion problem or acclerant I mean.

When I eat that. It makes my farts ten time worst. They are even worst when I am on a high fiber high protein diet. Coming form my butt. Nothing can beat my beer farts though. Ask my buddy about them. We were hanging out one night night. It got so bad he went out side. About 30 minutes later he went to the bathroom. All I hear is swear words. My fart found its way to his bathroom in the back of his house.

Beer and pizzia , are legondary combinations , along with broccoli , ha ha . However krystals are now banned for dinner in my house . Many a nights were spent on the couch " time out chair " for being not funny and trying not to go to sleep quietly.

A turd by any other name......

This post made my day!!! What the Heck are you guys feeding them boys in Alabama??? LOL LOL LOL

Southern food ?

Southern food ?

Probably scrapple

Try standing in formation after 90day reintegration when the whole company was out on the town drinking. Pretty sure guys were puking from the smell not the hang over or still being drunk.