Female

Play the song " Pretty woman ".    If it comes back ?

If its only interested in your expensive baits its a female. If it bites on your cheaper cost effective baits its a male.

If you have been getting bit all day on 1 particular bait and are down to your last one, and the fish tears it up or steals it....that was a female!

Jeff

You can tell by the cloaca.

 

Capt Mike

Most of the bigger females are seen schooling with the male driving the fancy sports cars.

Good one.

The bass that fans out the nest is the Buck.

The bass that rearranges the furniture is the Cow

 

 

Personal experiences and prejudices aside.....are we still talking about fish here?

Personal experiences and prejudices aside.....are we still talking about fish here?

I now question the validity of the original post... Lol

Hold the fish out and say "RED ROBIN!" if the fish replies with a "Yuuuummmmmmm" then it's a male. If it rolls it's eyes it's a female.

This question I believe would be best answered by Dr.Phil.He seems to have the answers for everything.

Female

Tooo funny,glad my coffee was finished,that would have been a "spit take"

 

 Females are the ones that  no one or other species should get near or even talk to for about a week each month. 

They have a silver rattle trap hanging on their head and are looking for a match.

The male Bass will squirt all over you while you are trying to unhook him.

The male Bass will squirt all over you while you are trying to unhook him.

 

Glad you came out of the woodwork kid,

nice hearing from you again 

 

Roger

Hi Rolo, My job has me busier than ever, makes it hard to get on here. Nice to get back on here. 

 

We are fishing Cypress /Kissimmee tomorrow, the W. Toho next Saturday. Maybe see you out there.

Hi Rolo, My job has me busier than ever, makes it hard to get on here. Nice to get back on here. 

 

We are fishing Cypress /Kissimmee tomorrow, the W. Toho next Saturday. Maybe see you out there.

 

The chances are high on Kissimmee    

Now it's a burgundy & white Triton  

 

Roger

If a second after the fish has breached the water and begins to nag you about something...it's a female.