54. Thank you, but I couldn't eat another bbq rib. 

 

 

lol

54. Thank you, but I couldn't eat another bbq rib.

Perfect timing. We just finished dinner at a bar b que restaurant. d**n those ribs were good too.

55. Dose my butt look big in this dress?

56. I just had a full body wax.

57. I really loved my ex mother in law.

58. I have won a Nobel Peace Prize.

59. I have to go get a manicure and pedicure.

60. All my teeth are real.

61. I have enough ammo.

62. I can tie a Palomar knot.

63. My house is 10,000sq ft.

64. I know what a bait caster is.

65. NASCAR sucks.

66. I am really a Broncos fan.

67. I drive a Prius.

68. I think I'm gonna give ballroom dancing a try.

69. That Kenny G can really jam.

70. "It's all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble….."

71. Yes I take a DNA test...

72. Yes officer...

73. Just one more beer.

74. Can I have mild wings please

75. I'm counting calories

76.  What do you mean Over Drawn, I still have like 4 checks left.

 

A-Jay

77. I remember everything from last night.

78. I have a coupon for that.

79. Where's your low calorie menu?

80. Whoa thats too big. I can't handle that thing 

81.  no, i had to get rid of that gun.  it kicked too hard.

 

and like sam said, raider you are awesome for playing along.... 

82. My Great Dane will not EAT my Beagle puppy, they are "kin"

83. Guys @ BR ~ Can you remind me who my wife is?, my cousin said it's not her...

84 - Yesterday I had to return a scarf - it was way too tight . . . .

 

A-Jay

85. Finally i can button this size 48" pants 

86. I attend MIT at 14, and have two PhD's from them.

87. My life partner bubba and I. Are adopting  a Vietnamese baby.

88. I worked for a summer as a model.

89. I have never lived in a trailer.

90. I joined Peta.

91. I forgot to to DVR the kardashians!

92. You can have the remote honey.

91. I forgot to to DVR the kardashians!

92. You can have the remote honey.

That would require having cable. I only have we only have internet service.

82. My Great Dane will not EAT my Beagle puppy, they are "kin"

83. Guys @ BR ~ Can you remind me who my wife is?, my cousin said it's not her...

Mastiff. English Mastiff. Sheesh.

Only in Walker County Alabama can you divorce your wife and still be brother and sister.

Wow. It's amazing how much these have just improved my day. They really have made me laugh. Mostly out loud.

Wow. It's amazing how much these have just improved my day. They really have made me laugh. Mostly out loud.

Good sport! Lol

You Rock Raider…You catch a lot of chit but always can find the humor in it

93. I voted for Obama

92. Ken Stabler sucked, Bradshaw rules.

93. Franco Harris did catch that ball.

94. yes I'm here to join the gym

95. no thanks I'm on a diet

96. look at this fish i caught

97. check out this buck i shot

98. hang on let me spit this out

94. yes I'm here to join the gym

95. no thanks I'm on a diet

96. look at this fish i caught

97. check out this buck i shot

98. hang on let me spit this out

I aint get to go deer hunting once this year. So that actually rings pretty true.

99. I need a pair of skinny jeans.

100. I am going to convert to being Amish.

101. Scrapple is good.

102. I have never tried to make moon shine.

103. I have never stolen cable tv.