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Apparently, it is not acceptable to ask to go to a football game as part of your honeymoon. I mean Pennsylvania is supposed to be beautiful in November. Plus it's the Raiders Steelers game. That game is steeped in history from way back. So I figured it seemed like a good idea to head up the day after we get hitched and start the weekend by watching my Silver and Black play. Nope, she shot it down faster than you can blink your eye. Sheesh.

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At least you didn't ask to go fishing............

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You must be in for a bigger surprise!!!!

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Maybe you should take her out for chinese.

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i think you need to reschedule or find another woman :)

She's a Saints fan. So that could have something to do with it.

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At least you didn't ask to go fishing............

Wanna bet?

We are going fishing. However, she beat me to that one.

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Maybe you should take her out for chinese.

LMAO! Well played my boy. Well played.

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You must be in for a bigger surprise!!!!

You know that's right.

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I always thought I would regret getting married prior to taking the plunge.  

Our first anniversary we went out to eat, drank a lot, and ended up at a local strip club.

Divorce has never crossed my mind to this day. 

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She's a Saints fan. So that could have something to do with it.

a real saints fan or just since they started winning? :)

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a real saints fan or just since they started winning? :)

A real Saints fan. In as much as its the only pro team she somewhat follows. Since about 2003

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I always thought I would regret getting married prior to taking the plunge.  

Our first anniversary we went out to eat, drank a lot, and ended up at a local strip club.

Divorce has never crossed my mind to this day.

  

Marriage is about compromise, tell her you'll go to a saints game too

LMAO!

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Ask the ex to go to the football game and the newly wed can babysit for the day?

Win win?

No?

I'll shut up now.

That would go over like a fart in church.

I would sooner cut my leg off then go anywhere with my money grubbing ex wife.

I believe it's getting close to time to come work on one of your jobs.

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Sounds like the honeymoon is over before the wedding.  C'mon man, telling us that you are a diehard Raiders fan is one thing, but your fiancé'?  

 

And to think, you once had a "Dear Raider" thread on this forum.  At least I seem to recall that.  Is it a hallucination?

 

Going on the assumption that you indeed did start a Dear Raider thread or service, who would take advice from someone who bleeds silver and black?

 

The line between fantasy and reality gets more blurred with the passing years, so I could be wrong.

 

p.s.  If you didn't have a Dear Raider thread, you should have.  Or maybe a reprise of the book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

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You failed to stress the romance of consummating the marriage in the men's bathroom at the stadium. Just think how special the night would be. You arrive at the stadium on the steed(that word should get the juices flowing). You get front row parking for the Harley. Security takes care of the foreplay as they felt both of you up looking for boobs and booze. You both make your way over to the refreshment stand where you buy the nacho platter and a 20oz cup of Bud Light with 2 straws. Make your way to the stands(on the second level. This is key for the plan to work) and you threaten to beat up the 2 d-bags sitting in your seats(Chicks dig bad boys). After sharing the nacho platter and bud light, and sitting still thru the first half, she will need to go to the  ladies room. This is when you make your move. Get up and head to the john with her(chicks dig going to the john with other people) Anyone who has spent any time hanging around ladies rooms knows the lines are always long whereas, the guys john is in and out. Lead her into the men's room(Chicks dig danger and the thrill of getting caught). Take her into the handicapped stall(More room for more positions) and throw her the bone.(Flush the toilet first in case one of you slips, the water will at least be clean) All the drunks in the john will be to busy urinating and whining about the Raiders having another bad year, and there will be no handicapped guy waiting to pee.(Wheel chairs don't go up stairs to the second level) No one will even notice the 2 of you. 

 

How could she ever say no to that?

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You failed to stress the romance of consummating the marriage in the men's bathroom at the stadium. Just think how special the night would be. You arrive at the stadium on the steed(that word should get the juices flowing). You get front row parking for the Harley. Security takes care of the foreplay as they felt both of you up looking for boobs and booze. You both make your way over to the refreshment stand where you buy the nacho platter and a 20oz cup of Bud Light with 2 straws. Make your way to the stands(on the second level. This is key for the plan to work) and you threaten to beat up the 2 d-bags sitting in your seats(Chicks dig bad boys). After sharing the nacho platter and bud light, and sitting still thru the first half, she will need to go to the  ladies room. This is when you make your move. Get up and head to the john with her(chicks dig going to the john with other people) Anyone who has spent any time hanging around ladies rooms knows the lines are always long whereas, the guys john is in and out. Lead her into the men's room(Chicks dig danger and the thrill of getting caught). Take her into the handicapped stall(More room for more positions) and throw her the bone.(Flush the toilet first in case one of you slips, the water will at least be clean) All the drunks in the john will be to busy urinating and whining about the Raiders having another bad year, and there will be no handicapped guy waiting to pee.(Wheel chairs don't go up stairs to the second level) No one will even notice the 2 of you. 

 

How could she ever say no to that?

Oddly enough you have put a lot of thought into this. Please tell me this is from personal experience. Cause that is an insane amount of detail and what not. I believe the team was the Bears and not the Raiders in your case though.

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Sounds like the honeymoon is over before the wedding.  C'mon man, telling us that you are a diehard Raiders fan is one thing, but your fiancé'?  

 

And to think, you once had a "Dear Raider" thread on this forum.  At least I seem to recall that.  Is it a hallucination?

 

Going on the assumption that you indeed did start a Dear Raider thread or service, who would take advice from someone who bleeds silver and black?

 

The line between fantasy and reality gets more blurred with the passing years, so I could be wrong.

 

p.s.  If you didn't have a Dear Raider thread, you should have.  Or maybe a reprise of the book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

If I recall correctly you took my advice a couple of times via Dear Raider. I some how think I need to remake that thread for all the new people around.

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Oddly enough you have put a lot of thought into this. Please tell me this is from personal experience. Cause that is an insane amount of detail and what not. I believe the team was the Bears and not the Raiders in your case though.

Another day in the life....

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You failed to stress the romance of consummating the marriage in the men's bathroom at the stadium. Just think how special the night would be. You arrive at the stadium on the steed(that word should get the juices flowing). You get front row parking for the Harley. Security takes care of the foreplay as they felt both of you up looking for boobs and booze. You both make your way over to the refreshment stand where you buy the nacho platter and a 20oz cup of Bud Light with 2 straws. Make your way to the stands(on the second level. This is key for the plan to work) and you threaten to beat up the 2 d-bags sitting in your seats(Chicks dig bad boys). After sharing the nacho platter and bud light, and sitting still thru the first half, she will need to go to the  ladies room. This is when you make your move. Get up and head to the john with her(chicks dig going to the john with other people) Anyone who has spent any time hanging around ladies rooms knows the lines are always long whereas, the guys john is in and out. Lead her into the men's room(Chicks dig danger and the thrill of getting caught). Take her into the handicapped stall(More room for more positions) and throw her the bone.(Flush the toilet first in case one of you slips, the water will at least be clean) All the drunks in the john will be to busy urinating and whining about the Raiders having another bad year, and there will be no handicapped guy waiting to pee.(Wheel chairs don't go up stairs to the second level) No one will even notice the 2 of you. 

 

How could she ever say no to that?

The only scoring that went on that day also.

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The only scoring that went on that day also.

That's about right.

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Sounds like the honeymoon is over before the wedding.  C'mon man, telling us that you are a diehard Raiders fan is one thing, but your fiancé'?  

 

And to think, you once had a "Dear Raider" thread on this forum.  At least I seem to recall that.  Is it a hallucination?

 

Going on the assumption that you indeed did start a Dear Raider thread or service, who would take advice from someone who bleeds silver and black?

 

The line between fantasy and reality gets more blurred with the passing years, so I could be wrong.

 

p.s.  If you didn't have a Dear Raider thread, you should have.  Or maybe a reprise of the book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSM8Okj_4TI

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