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Grooms Cake Poll

Grooms Cake 12 members have voted

  1. 1. Which style cake

    • Harley cake
      16%
    • Raiders cake
      16%
    • Harley and Raiders cake
      33%
    • Hunting and fishing themed
      33%

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Just a flat sheet cake with a writ of divorce written on the top. It'll save her some time later.

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Pre-nup - no reason to jump the gun, lol.

Just be glad you guys didn't getting a weeding invite yet. A oiled up muscle man wearing a thong delivers every one by hand. I almost shot the poor guy in till he told me Raider sent him. He then hands me a rainbow colored box. That I am guessing has is around 5lbs. Since it came from Raider. I am not dumb enough to take it in my house, or open it my self.  I just leave it on my front yard, and call bomb control. Now this is were I  feel sorry for the guys. They come and blow it up, and get covered in glitter. The whole box was filled with glitter. Along with a weeding invite. Now my lawn looks like a lady gaga concert was held on it. My dog has been pooping glitter for days now. As he eats the stupid stuff. Moral of the story. If you see a naked oiled up muscle man coming up your drive way. Just shoot him.

  • Super User

Just be glad you guys didn't getting a weeding invite yet. A oiled up muscle man wearing a thong delivers every one by hand. I almost shot the poor guy in till he told me Raider sent him. He then hands me a rainbow colored box. That I am guessing has is around 5lbs. Since it came from Raider. I am not dumb enough to take it in my house, or open it my self. I just leave it on my front yard, and call bomb control. Now this is were I feel sorry for the guys. They come and blow it up, and get covered in glitter. The whole box was filled with glitter. Along with a weeding invite. Now my lawn looks like a lady gaga concert was held on it. My dog has been pooping glitter for days now. As he eats the stupid stuff. Moral of the story. If you see a naked oiled up muscle man coming up your drive way. Just shoot him.

Why did you need to get an invite? I thought you were the 2nd groom..

  • Super User

Why did you need to get an invite? I thought you were the 2nd groom..

I thought he was the bride...

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  • Super User

Just be glad you guys didn't getting a weeding invite yet. A oiled up muscle man wearing a thong delivers every one by hand. I almost shot the poor guy in till he told me Raider sent him. He then hands me a rainbow colored box. That I am guessing has is around 5lbs. Since it came from Raider. I am not dumb enough to take it in my house, or open it my self.  I just leave it on my front yard, and call bomb control. Now this is were I  feel sorry for the guys. They come and blow it up, and get covered in glitter. The whole box was filled with glitter. Along with a weeding invite. Now my lawn looks like a lady gaga concert was held on it. My dog has been pooping glitter for days now. As he eats the stupid stuff. Moral of the story. If you see a naked oiled up muscle man coming up your drive way. Just shoot him.

ROFLMMFAO

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