I was looking for some hooks when I saw these. Slow Death and Super Death, who comes up with these names?

Think they are implying slow roll amd death roll. Maybe walleye trolling hooks

Yep, walleye stuff. Typically add half a crawler to the hook and it spins in the water. The name is reflective of what the bait supposedly does, similar to "death spiral" and others that are commonly stated, for example, a tube that spins/circles in the water as it falls when rigged right. The slow part I believe is tied to the speed of trolling, faster than a traditional live bait rig, but slower than a spinner/crawler combo.

This is why I don’t buy any “Bass Assassin” products; the nerve of those people.

I've got a buddy that doesn't fish baby bass patterns because he doesn't want to encourage bass to eat other bass ?