I went to my doctor today for a check up. She said I was drinking too much coffee, and it was bad for my health. I told her if I drank any less, it would be bad for HER health.  She thinks I have a bad attitude.

Guy went to DR for his physical and told the Doc that he didn't drink, smoke or mess around and then asked the doctor " you reckon I'll live forever " ?

The Doctor replied " what the hell for ?"

Ive been getting very forgetful lately.

So I went to the doctor to get a checkup.

I told him I was having trouble remembering things….

He said” How long have you been this way?”….

 

I said… “ What way ? “

Me and my wife went to the doctor so I could get checked out. Afterwards, the doc wanted to speak with my wife in private. Here's the deal said the doc, your husband has a very peculiar sickness that is getting worse by the day. My wife became frantic and begged the doctor to tell her what could be done to save me. 

 

Well the doctor said, only one thing will work at this point. You have to treat him like a king. Cook all his favorite meals everyday, never complain in front of him and don't nag him at all about household chores or honey-do list. You must encourage him to do all his favorite hobbies, the more fishing and hunting he does the better. After he gets home late after fishing or hanging out with his buddies give him a back rub and anything else he wants, whether you have a headache or not. If you do all this your husband will live. She then thanked him and she came back to the waiting room.

 

What did the doc say? I asked. 

 

He said you're going to die she replied. 

One day the doctor told me I needed to slow down and take it easy. I immediately went back to the boat ramp and told him to get off my boat.