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Jigfishn10
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A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers.

 

The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?” “No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”

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    Translation: that was a stinker

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    21 minutes ago, Jigfishn10 said:

    It's very hard to keep it G-Rated MN... :) 

    Tell me about it, I feel like Holden Caufield in Texas, or Lenny Bruce...

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