My fiancés reply to an incident she had the other night. 
 

She texted me at like 1130 at night that she made a big mess for herself. I woke up in the morning saw the text and asked her what she was talking about. She said nothing but the microwave and the stovetop under it was really really clean. Went down stairs to make my breakfast before work and sure enough they were spotless deep cleaned. 
 

Asked her why she decided to clean them so well in the middle of the night. Her reply “ I wanted hard boiled eggs and……” I cut her off and asked her sarcastically “did you really microwave an egg?!?!” She said that she saw it online that you can make hard boiled eggs in the microwave so she tried it and it blew up.
 

I started laughing and told her duh everyone knows you can’t microwave an egg. I learned that the same way she did when I was a kid but knew it was gonna happen I was just being a troublesome boy for my mom. 
 

Now all weekend I’ve been making comments “it says it online so it’s gotta be true” every chance it get. She doesn’t think it’s as funny as I do. 

You must have a death wish.

wow.  you must be really really good looking to survive a joke like that!!  hahahha..

People always think they can google away their wildlife problems too, then they call me for help after total failure 

Eggs won’t explode if you wrap them in aluminum foil before you microwave them.  ?

 

 

On 6/5/2023 at 3:28 PM, Tennessee Boy said:

Eggs won’t explode if you wrap them in aluminum foil before you microwave them.  ?

 

 

I’m gonna tell her that’s what she didn’t do  causing it to explode and to do that next time. 
 

I googled how to actually do it she wasn’t wrong it can be done she just skipped an important step. Poke a small hole in bottom of the shell before putting it in the cup of water and microwaving it.