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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered..."Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

nice one!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?................ pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a smart blonde?................ a Golden Retriever.

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I don't get it.

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I don't get it.

You must be blonde  ;)

What do you call a blonde between to brunettes communication gap

What do you call a brunette between to blondes interpreter

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Yes...my g/f hates me...lol...She is a blonde, but loves the jokes too.

Hey guys, Sherwin Williams has a new paint color - Blonde.  It ain't real bright but, it sure spreads easy!

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Hey guys, Sherwin Williams has a new paint color - Blonde. It ain't real bright but, it sure spreads easy!

That aint right. but man that is funny!

Hey guys, Sherwin Williams has a new paint color - Blonde.  It ain't real bright but, it sure spreads easy! ;D ;D ;D

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