My favorite:

Why Be Normal?

Others:

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack

My imaginary friends think I have a mental problem

Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me

I'm here. What are your other two wishes?

Ammo Troop. If I am running either something has gone terribly wrong, or someone just tapped a fresh keg.

I went crazy so I wouldn't go insane. Did it work?

Cute but psycho. Things even out.

Will work for sex. (the guy that wore this said it actually worked)

There are too many others that I just cn't remember right now.

I'm not short I'm just unusually not tall.

               Fight crime, SHOOT BACK !!!

make something idiot proof, the idiots will prove you wrong.

did you eat an extra helping of stupid this morning?

did you ever feel like a fire hydrant and all your friends were dogs?

For Texas Fans

Choke.

   The Official Drink of

        Oklahoma.

For Texas Fans

Choke.

The Official Drink of

      Oklahoma.

whats funny is i actually saw one of those shirts here in alabama  ;D ;D ;D

one shirt i saw today that made me laugh a good bit was. (sorry a lil rough but funny i promise)

i'll stop looking if you tell your B00bs to stop staring at me

Saying that guns kill people is like blaming the fork for Rosie being fat. ;D

shirt was on a very attractive tall blond

" So tell me again, why do I

need a boyfriend?"

Well I did see one that was pretty funny on the boardwalk one time. It had an arrow pointing down and then on top of that it said "It don't lick itself".     I did not purchase this shirt though. Thought about it but would not have had the nads to wear it.

A sign I keep in my office

A lack of planning on your behalf does not constitute a crisis on my behalf  

From the Spy Museum in Washington, DC...

Deny Everything

Just saw this one the other day.

It is hard to remember the initial objective was to drain the swamp, when you are up to your A55  in alligators!

Another one from the Georgia Mtns...   I hear banjo music!  Paddle Faster!    ;D