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How many of you like certain shirts that say funny things or have images that you enjoy?

I would like to hear what everyone's favorite shirt sayings or images are...

just to share I will post some of my favorites:

1) "I'm strange, maybe even crazy, but there's never a dull moment!"

2) "If my music is too loud, your too old!"

3) "I've just kidnapped myself, give me $100 or you will never see me again!"

Favorite fishing shirt quotes:

1) "Don't be a dum bass"

2) "Shut up and fish!"

3) "I've got a largemouth at home, and sometimes she lets me go fishing"

i saw a guy on a motorcycle once...on the back of his shirt it said

" if you can read this, the bitxh fell off!"

on shirt back

"I am a bomb technician, If I am running, do your best to keep up!

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I have one that I like wearing at tournaments. It says: 'Got 5?'

I'm Not Your Best Choice for a Role Model...

                  As Ever,

                   skillet

Picture of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reinderr : A Jug in one arm , his other around a Burbon Street Lampsost under neath this caption; BINGEL JELLS  

Water on Mars?  Lets go fishing!!

This one was seen on a shirt that had a police light on it

"I had the right to remain silent.  I just didn't have the ability" (Ron White).

Darnit.  I know so many other ones, but my brain isn't working. (it never has worked right - it says turn left, and walk forward, then I realize there is a wall there, about the time I have broken my nose)

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I've seen so many funny shirts. I like the one LBH mention, i've seen it before. ALthought it be funny as crap to wear that shirt and run through a crowded area. :o

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Bumper stickers

Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you don't  

Success: Is what your boss achieves through your hard work.

Christian, American, Heterosexual, Pro-gun, Conservative, any questions.

T-shirt from the National Bee Keepers Association has a large cartoon bee: Be Healthy Eat Your Honey Everyday!

Black LSU T-Shirt has huge pair of red anger Tiger eyes

Does not play well with others

Seems others have a problem with loosing  

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Seen a golf t-shirt that says, "I hit two good balls today, I stepped on a rake!"   ;D

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"This body may not be perfect, but parts of it are AMAZING"

*Parental Warning*

This one is rough but I couldn't resist.

FRONT:  I'm not F'ing stupid

BACK: But I used to

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*Parental Warning*

This one is rough but I couldn't resist.

FRONT: I'm not F'ing stupid

BACK: But I used to

;D ;D ;D ;D Good one LBH!

Jimzee79, I also liked that one! lol!!!

Another quote:

It's a camoflauge shirt and on the front it says, "Hah! Now you can't see me!"

Coming through a Mexican airport in July, saw the following on a shirt:

"Behind every zipper is a good meal"  Thought it was hilarious!

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I had one in college that said on the front, "Choose your position!."

On the back it had over 100 different cartoon characters doing Kama Sutra like stuff.  It was funny then but if my kids ever knew or saw it, my wife would shoot me where I stand.  At least when I ever I wore it to a party or whatever, there was always something to talk about.

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Another one of my favorites, and is one I can relate to:

"I don't suffer from laziness! I enjoy every minute of it!"

Favorite: under my  avatar

Second: you'll do

Funny stuff LBH and Bountiful

1. my favorite shirt which i actually have made it myself is

on front : Want a hot date?!

on back; Great now lets go fish'n!!!!!!!

2. another i created was.

If im deaf and crazy does that mean i can finally hear voices?  :-?

3.one i saw online i liked was (its kinda rough) but here it goes

soldiers need more hummers please support the cause!  ;)

4. Women are like Bass they all have big mouths and never shut it.

sorry deb  :o

HAHA  these are good

I have one: Beauty is only a light switch away!

that one from john j sounds perfect  ;) ;D ;D ;D also funny lbh  ;D ;D

My current one is:

"If you dont like my attitude, quit reading my t shirt."

Saw this saying on the front of a Tshirt worn by a woman in Helen, Ga.  this summer,

"My Eyes are not this low on my body."    :o :o

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My favorite T-shirt reads "Alpha Male."  I wear it often. 8-)

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My favorite T-shirt reads "Alpha Male."  I wear it often. 8-)

I want my shirt back >:(

;)

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