Something on another thread got me thinking about this.

Suppose bassin' magazine had a "For lovers only" section.

This is where "bassin singles can find true love"

But we need an ad.

I'll start.

A big Howdeee do to all the purty ladies out there in bassland.

I just want y'all to know that ifn' y'all decides to call

you won't be dissappointed.

because I..........................................(next)

Tag - Your it.   :-*

(wrong format tman)  (Because I....)

can pick you up in my brand new, 1992 mud slingin', hay haulin, chicken chasin' most badazz pick up y'all ev'r durn seen.  Not only ams I a catch b'cuz I got me a Ford, I also.....

... love using my large finesse worm.  On weekends I take my lawnmower and....

(edited to be a continuing thread, please make sure to leave it open to next poster )

.....kick my feet up on it and crack open a cold un'.Hope ya like .....

(ya'll makin' fun of my kind?)

...a good tractor pull cause that's what I call me a good nite. Speakin of a good nite, I was thinkin we could...

.. really tall grass.  It kinda hides my Edsel, what's settin over thar on them cider blocks.  Speaking of cinder blocks I ...

...I collectsum'.Along with alumyim cans and whatnot.I enjoy fishun' dem der lakes over yonner by tha uranium enrichmunt plant and occasionally.....

I have to bend on over and hoist a...

Dink or 2 before i call it a day then i sit home and watch ..............

alligator wrestling on the BUBBA Network while I.................

pick cheeto crumbs an lint outter ma belly buttin and day dream about....

. . . herdin' my goats, but first I gotta. . .

feed my 6 kids.Day mammy is in da pen for toe diggun' and.....

and poaching crocs, so if yall wanna get sweet call ya daddy and have em bring da shotgun and...............

...a giant box of corks,  because when I'm poaching crocs I suffer from rectum spasms.  Just the thought of one of them crocs getting close to my private parts causes me to crap all over the...

flo in da boot. howeva i'm as hot as a 3 donged billy goat and.....

then I gotta git to thar Piggly-Wiggly fer some pork rinds and a sixer o' Pabst, what I calls winin' and dinin'.  I watch movies like...

Bubba ho tep,and playboys big bubba version which teaches us rednecks how to...........

treet dem dar swet thangs rite.  Like bringin a jug of ma's home made liqur over be for we go and........

.....invite them to me 'n my sisters wedding, that way they are good and drunk when I show thems my Boonsville county award winning...

bass and ask dem wimmin if they wanna play with my expensive rod, and go out on a hot date and get a nice peice of bass at....................

My trailer where we's gonna get nekkid and play a game of...

"pin the tail on the donkey.  Then we'll...

......get er done, and then head out to the......

porch where you can relax in the rocker and i will get comfy in this.....

then we can....