Dolphin or not.  If I saw that when I was in the water it would be poop city for Blaine.  Then I would have a wet poop suit as Avid said.  

No Kidding!!!

That's why I don't swim anywhere I'm at the bottom of the food chain!  I was in Cocoa Beach 5 years ago, and saw a kid get pulled out of the water after a Bull Shark attack.  He had the meat stripped from his arm from the elbow down.    

I don't swim in rivers either!  Not after learning that a unique feature of bull sharks is their ability to live in both salt and fresh water. They have attacked people in Lake Nicaragua in Central America, and have been seen above St. Louis, Missouri in the Mississippi River. Those born in the Mississippi delta usually spend about six months in the brackish water before migrating along the coast to Florida to winter in the Keys.

Nah Thats my ex wifes lawyer out for a swim

muddy your makin me laugh to hard ;D ;D!!! lets just be thankful its not your ex wife!!! :-X :-X

How about this one?  This one a shark? lol (from a saltwater forum I belong to)

This is definitely not a dolphin.  

If I saw that I think I would paddle that kyack like the devil and poop everytime I took a stroke!

"a subsequent picture taken later in the day"

Methinks this proves nothing.

Let's start a poll (new thread)

man, all you guys are apparently full of poop

I caught this one.

I would still crap then back paddle as fast as I could and get some free beers at the bar with the story, maybe a chick or two with a little story telling "I out surfed this shark and....." ;D

Great pics. The all knowing snopes answers yet another question.

I would still crap then back paddle as fast as I could and get some free beers at the bar with the story, maybe a chick or two with a little story telling "I out surfed this shark and....." ;D

...definitely did NOT poop my pants, so I don't know what that smell is you're talking about...

Have you ever been catfishing in Cambodia?  

How about an 8 foot 450lb monster in freshwater?

How bout this one

Or this one!

Whatever it is, I don't want to be near it while it's hungry.(dolphins can bite too ya know)

Hey Bucketmouth, look at the top of the bear image.  You got a license boy? ;D