Just announced, the Big Tuna is taking over the Miami Dolphins football operations. The Falcons all but had him locked in to going to Atlanta and the Dolphins pulled the rug out from under them. Man, its been a tough year for the Falcons....

I expect Parcells to "clean house" in Miami pretty quick.  

i know this sounds crazy but take away the bad record the dolphins arent that bad of a team, most of their loses were by 3 points or less and many young players, i suspect that within a few years once they can get some more experiance they will do good and having parcells will deffinetly speed up that process

Bought time.

i know this sounds crazy but take away the bad record the dolphins arent that bad of a team

Man,

If we hadn't run out of time and had scored more points, WE would have won!

or

If there were 33 teams in the league and we were #32, we wouldn't have been last!

Give the Big Tuna a few years and then Miami will be competitive again but right now they are terrible.

There is no such thing as Dolphin safe Tuna??????  

They will be a wildcard team in a few years. I'm sure they will be better next year, because it really can't get much worse.  :