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18 Reasons why Fishing is Better than sex

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18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..

17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

Funny stuff but I disagree......fishing is not better than being with your wife!

Give me a choice and I will take being with the wife anyday.  8-)

Oh my; I see you are over 60 years old, next month I turn 57 so I guess in 3 more years my priorities are about to shift!

Funny stuff but I disagree......fishing is not better than being with your wife!

Give me a choice and I will take being with the wife anyday. 8-)

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  • Super User

I don't know about better than sex............but it is a close second.

Pretty funny stuff!!

Falcon

why cant you combine both of them together.  Just find a good woman that likes to fish.  Then you have nothing to worry about.

I have another one:

At my age, I still remember how to fish... and can.

 It would have to be one Hell-of-a fishin' trip :o!!!

                               As Ever,

                                skillet

You can look at fishing stuff on the internet without the IT guys at work freaking out.  

you older folks dont have to worry whether or not your rod is going to work or not every time you fish  ;D

  • Super User

this is universal.....

guys dont need a reason to "fish", we just need a place to "fish".

  • Super User

Excellent.

Thanks for sharing.

My favorite fishing partner IS my wife.  A bad day fishing doesn't have to end that way!!  ;)

I don't know about better than sex............but it is a close second.

Pretty funny stuff!!

Falcon

Can be a close second. Is anything better than sex.. They both involve poles I guess?  ;D

  • Super User

If the boat is rocking, don't come knocking!  ;)

18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..

9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

LOL!!!!

  • Super User

What do fishing and sex have in common???

YOU CAN REALLY ENJOY BOTH WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING GOOD AT IT! :D

Excellent & FUNNY stuff!! However, I don't think there is anything better than sex. IMO:o)

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