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Because it's FUN... ...  My wife hates, and I mean hates  lizards. Well, she had to go poo and came running out of the bathroom screaming "Doug, come get this lizard from behind the toilet!"  So being the A_Hole gentleman that I am, I was off to the rescue.  Only I was equipped with a swim Senko.  My hunting skills were no match for the lizard as he scurried across the floor and into our bedroom.  (Thank goodness she didn't see that). I placed the Senko on the toilet seat and closed the lid  .  I said "Honey, it's all clear now. Go ahead about your business."  I immediately sneaked into the babies room and picked him up to hide behind for what was about to happen.  Sure as sh**, she came hauling balls out of the bathroom just a screaming.  And she couldn't hit because i was in the safety zone, behind the baby.  OMG, I laughed so hard that I wet my drawers.  The only down side to this is I can't go to sleep tonight.

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HAHHAHAHA that gave me a good laugh. That was a good joke, but did you ever get the lizard or is it still in your room?? I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you.  ;)

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HAHHAHAHA that gave me a good laugh. That was a good joke, but did you ever get the lizard or is it still in your room?? I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you.  ;)

It's still in the bedroom and she's getting ready for bed.HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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I am proud of you  

Now tommorow is a new day, Go into her dresser, into her bra drawer and link them all together (with the little clasps) and sit back and watch the clown show

Let me know how that works out for you ;D

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Here's what you need to do now:

1.  Retrieve lizard type lure from tackle box.

2. Tie a length of small diameter mono onto lizard.

3. Wait for the wife to climb into bead.

4. Secretly throw lizard over on her side of the bed and begin to crawl the lizard up to her.

5.  Make popcorn for long night on the couch.

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Man, you got brass B@lls!  I would have to lock up the guns, ammo and the knives, and still sleep in the car with the doors locked if I did that.

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Here's what you need to do now:

1.  Retrieve lizard type lure from tackle box.

2. Tie a length of small diameter mono onto lizard.

3. Wait for the wife to climb into bead.

4. Secretly throw lizard over on her side of the bed and begin to crawl the lizard up to her.

5.  Make popcorn for long night on the couch.

X2! Crawl it right up on her grill and then wiggle it until she wakes up.

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You boys have a serious death wish.

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Here's what you need to do now:

1.  Retrieve lizard type lure from tackle box.

2. Tie a length of small diameter mono onto lizard.

3. Wait for the wife to climb into bead.

4. Secretly throw lizard over on her side of the bed and begin to crawl the lizard up to her.

5.  Make popcorn for long night on the couch.

I'm laughing hard.....Bassn Blvd you need to get a video recorder set up...that would make it to american's most funniest videos.

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My wife keeps a hand cannon in her bedside night stand.  I have to think twice before I do something like this.  I agree, should have got it on video. ;D

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lol ;D see I can't do that she knows I hate spiders so she would get me back with a big black spider. you'll hear me scream like a little school girl running out of the house

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Put some chunky peanut butter in a diaper and chase her around the house with it wide open.  When you get her cornered, stick you finger in it and get a bite.  Works like a charm ;)

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Put some chunky peanut butter in a diaper and chase her around the house with it wide open. When you get her cornered, stick you finger in it and get a bite. Works like a charm ;)

What the hell!!?? LOL  ;D

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What?? So I like to have a good laugh too ;D

just as long as u dont run around with it on and take it off and do that and to think we all think we are ALL normal on bassresource :D

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Because it's FUN... ...  My wife hates, and I mean hates  lizards. Well, she had to go poo and came running out of the bathroom screaming "Doug, come get this lizard from behind the toilet!"  So being the A_Hole gentleman that I am, I was off to the rescue.  Only I was equipped with a swim Senko.  My hunting skills were no match for the lizard as he scurried across the floor and into our bedroom.  (Thank goodness she didn't see that). I placed the Senko on the toilet seat and closed the lid  .  I said "Honey, it's all clear now. Go ahead about your business."  I immediately sneaked into the babies room and picked him up to hide behind for what was about to happen.  Sure as sh**, she came hauling balls out of the bathroom just a screaming.  And she couldn't hit because i was in the safety zone, behind the baby.  OMG, I laughed so hard that I wet my drawers.  The only down side to this is I can't go to sleep tonight.

So I guess you are the next john bobbit!!!

                       -searoach

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