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> THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE

> A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.

> They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and

> would just walk home.

> On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket

> and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a

> couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he

> now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

> While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old

lady

> told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"

> The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to

> that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."

> The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the

> bucket.Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm

> and carry the goose in your other hand?"

> "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl

> home. On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this

> alley. We'll be there in no time."

> The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, I am a

lonely

> widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we

> get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my

skirt and have your way with me?"

> The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly

hold you up against the wall and do that?"

> The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.

                 

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Thanks Frog, I just sprayed Dr. Pepper all over the computer screen.

VERY FUNNY!!!

Falcon

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Good One!!

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