(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

That is so true  ;D The youngsters on this board should read that list long and hard.  

Hey Catt I am somewhat dissapointed, you usually give very helpful and true information

5 minutes: when given to us by a woman, in the course of watching a game is actually  2 minutes, in woman time. What are you trying to do confuse the younger fellas here?

You forgot to mention that if any of these are used with a stare, you might as well just pack it in.

Fine - a word that a man should never use when his wife asks, "How, do I look in this."

What she will hear is, "Hey, that's as good as you are gonna ever look so quit bothering me while I watch this ball game."

This is SOO True..  ;D

wow guys, as a "youngster" on the board it's just sooooo much information to take it  ;D .   Hold on, let me take notes!!!!!

This post brought me to think of my ex, I had learned all those words, more, and what they meant, man, was that ever fun. ;D More than once she threatened to break my rod, what worried me was that it would be one of my fishin rods. :-/

wow guys, as a "youngster" on the board it's just sooooo much information to take it  ;D .   Hold on, let me take notes!!!!!

Save the ink man,....these lessons don't sink in till they are pounded in with a shoe, household appliance, ashtray or anything light enough for her to throw.

For us Italian guys, the missle of choice is WOODEN SPOON

For us Italian guys, the missle of choice is WOODEN SPOON

Hispanic women can be meaner than a motherless goat, their weapon of choice is that grinding stone ( called "tejolote" ) they use to grind salsa on a molcajete.

See that little stone inside ? that 's it !  

wow guys, as a "youngster" on the board it's just sooooo much information to take it ;D . Hold on, let me take notes!!!!!

Save the ink man,....these lessons don't sink in till they are pounded in with a shoe, household appliance, ashtray or anything light enough for her to throw.

Does an 8in hudd count.  My ex threw a hudd at me once, good thing it was a ROF 5 so i didn't have a hook on it.  

Lets just say I violated #4.  At the time, I though it was an invitation... I was wrong