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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a West Virgina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.  

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That kind of reminds me of the "Write your weight on the bathroom stall so we know how much to dip out." comment.

;D

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Good one.  Don't know what it funnier.  The punch line or Muddy spelling Virginia, "Virgina."  Just has a funny ring to it when pronounced that way.  ;)

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Hey I take credit for my many mispelled words, I actually cut this from an email I recived from a friend and Pasted it here, so I  must fess up and admit this one is not mine

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Good one. Don't know what it funnier. The punch line or Muddy spelling Virginia, "Virgina." Just has a funny ring to it when pronounced that way. ;)

Although I am greatly tempted, I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole. Rest easy Mods.

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