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Ya know, I was just thinking the other day... "I wish I could SMELL like a Whopper, without actually having to EAT one."

Wow, wait until Ronald McDonald hears about this.  We'll have the "Golden Arches" cologne.

Wow, I dunno about BK cologne...but I have said before that I would love to bottle the smell of Red Hot and Blue or some other rib joints and wear it as cologne.

Someone at my wife's office actually bought this... I thought she was BS'ing me...

Why would I want to wear a cologne that would attract other dudes or rather large women?

Why would I want to wear a cologne that would attract other dudes or rather large women?

Because you're a kind man and they need lovin' too.

Why would I want to wear a cologne that would attract other dudes or rather large women?

...and hobo's!  Don't forget about all the hobo's you'd have to fight off!

If the smell of a whopper aroused me, I'd have bigger problems.   :-X

Burley, I was thinking the same thing!

Cant be any worse than Paris Hilton's Perfume,   no comment I do not feel like getting deleted today

Cant be any worse than Paris Hilton's Perfume, no comment I do not feel like getting deleted today

You are a Vvvvverry bad man, Jerry!!

VVVerry bad!!

Cant be any worse than Paris Hilton's Perfume, no comment I do not feel like getting deleted today

Oooooooo, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.....ooooo dam lol

If it was based on the chicken sandwich, the'd have a winner.

Matt, I was in my banker's office after lunch in December, just chewing the fat before the holidays, and I told her that I liked her perfume.

In fact, I said it smells really good.

She told me that she and a client had gone to Five-Guys for hamburgers for lunch and I was smelling the hamburgers, not her perfume.

I told her, and my wife that evening, that I loved the smell and we need to bottle it and market the product.

Then, a few days later, Burger King introduces its hamburger scent.

So don't downplay the hamburger cologne or perfume.  It really smelled great!!!  ;D   ;D   ;D