6 of my coworkers and I went to Duffy's Sports Bar for dinner this evening.  The restaurant was so crowded, kids eat free night,  that they opened the banquet room in order to seat more people.  At one of the tables were seated 6 people.  This group consisted of 3 females and 3 males, all in their early 70's.  The table behind them seated about 15 people who were obviously enjoying some sort of celebration (maturely).  Well, one of the older men from the table of 6 turned around in his chair and asked the table of 15 if they could quiet down because they were being too noisy.  The old man then got up and went to the manager and complained about the restaurant being too noisy.  I know this because my table was next to the manager so I could hear the conversation.

Now the good part.

I asked my waitress about the table of 6 older people and she Just rolled her eyes.  She said "what do they expect, this is a SPORTS bar plus it's kids night."  I asked the waitress if they sang Happy Birthday like they do at Chili's or Outback.  She said yes.  I gave the waitress 20 bucks and told her the following.

*Use the $20 to pay for a piece of cake and then keep the change.  *Round up all waitresses/waiters, door greeters, bus boys, etc..  

*Everyone come in and stand next to the old man.

*give the old man the piece of cake and everyone clap their hands and sing Happy birthday VERY, VERY loud.

* And I want this done while they are eating their dinner, not when they're done.

*Tell the old man the cake was sent anonymously.

About 5 minutes later in they came. All 12 employees.  And guess what?  When they started clapping and singing, so did every customer in the room, which was about 35 people.  Needless to say, it got SUPER NOISY.

HAHAHAHA We used to do that to my grandfather everytime we would go out to eat. He finally got smart and before the whole family would show up to eat he would talk to the waitresses and tell them we are going to that. He would then turn it around on us and pick a different one of the grandkids each time. It was funny!!!

That is, without a doubt, one of the best, funniest, most satisfying things I've heard in a very long time.  Atta boy.

Super.

Great job.

You are "Da Man of Da Day" for today!!!!

Keep up the good work.  ;D   ;D    ;D

haha, that is some good work right there!  

Oh mannn! Friggin' hilarious! I know a few people that work at Duffy's on Forest Hill, they would've enjoyed doing that!  ;D ;D

That was a good one! LOL A sports bar on kids night? What were they thinkin'? Theres always a Furr's or Luby's.

Once back in the early 90's, I was in the theater watching Arachnaphobia (probably 11 or 12) and this guy turned around and said, "i got 5 bucks for ya, but you'll have to earn it".

......I waited til there was a bunch of spiders on the screen and then ran my hand across his wife's back and shoulder like a spider might run. The only one howling louder than her, was her husband. ;D

b      

I think i'm more weirded out by the fact that a strange old man told a little kid "i got 5 bucks for ya, but you'll have to earn it".  That would of freaked me out at 11 years old..... Dirty old man!!!! :-[

Once back in the early 90's, I was in the theater watching Arachnaphobia (probably 11 or 12) and this guy turned around and said, "i got 5 bucks for ya, but you'll have to earn it".

Uhhhh......dude, what are you saying?  

Very nice, Bassn. The old guy got a song and a cake for being a grouch.

Once back in the early 90's, I was in the theater watching Arachnaphobia (probably 11 or 12) and this guy turned around and said, "i got 5 bucks for ya, but you'll have to earn it".

... :-?

Did you pass on the 5 bucks?  ;D

The funniest thing is Ghoti couldn't figure out how you knew it was his birthday!

ya'll are pervs. Nobody said it was an old man. (strange, dirty or otherwise) Or that I didn't have my parent with me (i was only 12)

( 8-) the only touching was me, with his wife 8-) )

b      

..........and did i mention i was 5 foot 8 155 lbs when I was 12

So even then  you were like Russ's big brother huh?