" The details of my life are quite inconsequential...very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize and he would drink. He would make outrageous claims that he invented the question mark. Sometime he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.The sort of general Malaise that only a genius possess and the insane lament.My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. When i was an insolent i was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 i recieved my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma rtualistically shaved my testicles. The reall is nothing like a shorn scrotum. Its breathtaking, i highly suggest you try it." - Dr Evil

Buford T. Justice:

"Boy, when I get home, I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth"

That's a classic ;D

And I can't believe no one said...

"YOU WANT THE TRUTH....YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

"you can get a good luck at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldnt you rather take the butchers word for it"

TommyBoy

That's what I like about those high school girls.  I get older, they stay the same age.

- Wooderson, Dazed & Confused

Ghostbusters:

Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?

Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.

Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.

Dr Ray Stantz: [Entering elevator] Going up?

Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by (knickname for Richard)less here.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.

[pause]

Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no (knickname for Richard).

Walter Peck: Jeez!

[Charges at Venkman]

Dirty Harry

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Terminator II

"I need a vacation."

8-)

I cant remember the name of the movie, but it had Rowdy Roddy Piper in it and he was killing Aliens or monsters or something. Real bad movie, but there was a line in it i have heard alot of people use

"I came here to do 2 things. Thats kick ***, and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubblegum."

or something along those lines.

That would be the excellent They Live.

Life is like a box of chocolates......

"It goes to 11."

I am a Dapper Dan man!

and just about anything else from O Brother Where Art Thou.  I just watched that yesterday and forgot how well that movie is written.

Man I forgot a whole bunch of good ones-

Unless you want to come to work dressed like you are going to invade poland- The Departed

It's fixin' to get a lot better man- Dazed and Confused

It's got a cop motor, cop shocks....-Blues Brothers

Then we shall fight in the shade- 300

This thing is better than the Daryll Starberry car- American Graffiti

                          -gk

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-Kent  a.k.a. roadwarrior

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Not a spectacular one but, one that has stuck in my head.

Toad=Man, hes fast!

John milner= Yeah but hes stupid.

American Grafitti