To make it up to her I vacuumed and mopped the floors and then bought her some flowers.  I even gave her money to get the oil changed in her car.  

To make it up to her I vacuumed and mopped the floors and then bought her some flowers.  I even gave her money to get the oil changed in her car.

Good job !

next time, take the car and get her oil changed for her

even gave her money to get the oil changed in her car.

And you call yourself a man...

I feel like an ARSHOLE...I called the wife at work today as soon as I woke up and this is what was said.

Me: Babe, what kind of jelly do I eat?

Wife: Grape.

Me: What brand do I eat?

Wife: Smuckers.

Me: Then why in the is there Welch's in my fridge?

Wife: Well babe, the store was all out of Smuckers. I even asked the clerk if they had any in the backroom but they said no. So, I figured I would buy you Welch's to hold you over because I know you have to have your PB&J at night when you're on BR.

Yep, I'll feel like the fat guy in my avatar.

 Nice move Ace.

I can see the package directions now

    Open mouth wide

    insert size 11 foot

    bend over and receive wife's size 8 shoe

    kiss wife's behind for the next 60 days!

Been there got that    T- shirt