"Im gonna catch a state record bass today"

Yeah, it's never going to happen. I'm going to move to, I don't know, Colorado, and catch the Colorado state record bass. It has to be cake compared to Georgia.

if you're a mayor -  "Anyone know where I can score a quick fix?"

Wheres the bubbla?

"Come Saturday there is going to be a blackout!"

Only college football fans will understand this.  

"Come Saturday there is going to be a blackout!"

Only college football fans will understand this.  

Hehehe...

GO VOLS!

Why doesn't someone take those hedges out from around that field?

My football team ran into the bushes in the stadium.

How come Florida always beats the Dawgs?

My flight was on time in Atlanta.  (No one will believe this one)

"I hate grits, can't stand catfish, and what's up with all these pork bar-q-que food shacks?"