A guy walked into the local Welfare Office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know,

I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will

supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job

assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's

and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.

located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and

the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're ***tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . You started it."

LOL... but isn't that the truth.

My sister is a social worker. She would appreciate this!

Another one for the  

oh thats is rich hahaha!

:D right on

I was wondering where to apply  

nice,

very nice!!!!!!!!!!

That one is going to the memory bank.

I love that joke.    ;D

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I hear/see on a daily basis...

"Where's my money?"   ;D

I had a woman in here the other day that claimed obesity as part of her disability.  I thought Homer Simpson was the only one that could pull that off.