does anyone else like to take off their shirt before a number 2? frees you up! no encumberances

Come on Castanza!

Come on Castanza!

love it

Sir, that book has been flagged.

........ yes.  Especially at work with a nice dress shirt on.  Doesn't feel right "doing the deed" and being dressed nicely.  Glad there are others out there. ;D

If im at home than yes i agree.

But if im in public, im not going to do it haha.

yup, and at home I go a step further and get "natural" 8-)

Decisions decisions, life is tuff.

does anyone else like to take off their shirt before a number 2? frees you up! no encumberances

So, your wanting to know if there is anyone that likes to take the shirt off to go crap?

There are times I don't take my pants off. I hate when that happens; so does my wife.

Sometimes,   I don't even take off my pants......

There are times I don't take my pants off. I hate when that happens; so does my wife.

HAHAHA you beat me to it....

You learn something new every day.  Today I learned some people take off their shirt to have a shirt.

You make it sound as though having a bm is like having sex.

I can remember when I was a kid, my mother coming home from her work in a sweat shop, laughing and telling my father of graffiti she saw on the wall of the stall.

"The hell with Coca-Cola, this is the pause that refreshes."

I was at a small town bar and I heard two guys discussing how they wipe...  And this guy seemed dead serious when he said he wipes back to front and argued that THAT was the correct way... 

I wonder how many g/f's hes ever had lol.

The ice just isn't melting fast enough...... :

wow....I go away for a couple days and the site descends into anarchy. LOL. I can't be sure but this might be the strangest question yet.

I would also like to know...you want to be free from encumbrances, what exactly do you do while in repose that a shirt blocks you from doing?  :-/

wow....I go away for a couple days and the site descends into anarchy. LOL. I can't be sure but this might be the strangest question yet.

I would also like to know...you want to be free from encumbrances, what exactly do you do while in repose that a shirt blocks you from doing? :-/

a shirt blocks free movement, therefore allowing you to concentrate entirely on the task at hand. shirt tails wonder and hit parts of a toilet that may not be clean, it also hangs when your trying to wipe which i do standing up. it just speeds up the process

No shirt.  Sometimes no boxers too, as it can really stretch out the waistband.

I only get fully undressed when I get the runs.  You know the kind- when you are doubled over with stomach cramps and you pass gas but when you look in the bowl it's full of mud.  Then you feel fine for about 2-3 minutes when all of a sudden the cramps start and more mud falls.  Sometimes the whole process will repeat itself 3 or 4 times. :'(

I only get fully undressed when I get the runs. You know the kind- when you are doubled over with stomach cramps and you pass gas but when you look in the bowl it's full of mud. Then you feel fine for about 2-3 minutes when all of a sudden the cramps start and more mud falls. Sometimes the whole process will repeat itself 3 or 4 times. :'(

Dude, didn't they tell you.  DON'T DRINK THE WATER

wow....I go away for a couple days and the site descends into anarchy. LOL. I can't be sure but this might be the strangest question yet.

I would also like to know...you want to be free from encumbrances, what exactly do you do while in repose that a shirt blocks you from doing? :-/

a shirt blocks free movement, therefore allowing you to concentrate entirely on the task at hand. shirt tails wonder and hit parts of a toilet that may not be clean, it also hangs when your trying to wipe which i do standing up. it just speeds up the process

You cannot be serious. 

Your shirt touches parts that might not be clean?  Do you squat over the bowl, making sure there no skin contact?   

i don't take my shirt off, but when i played h.s. football, a teammate of mine had to be buck naked to take a deuce. 

There's a couple in my home town and the wife makes her husband sit while peeing, and he does. ;D

Apparently his aim is less that zero'd.

There's a couple in my home town and the wife makes her husband sit while peeing, and he does. ;D

Apparently his aim is less that zero'd.

Tell you what.  I sit down.  It has nothing to do with the aiming.

Ever notice when there is a baseboard or heating unit beside a toilet it is often rusty?

That is caused by standing and peeing.  There were times when cleaning the floor around the bowl, I thought the wax ring was leaking. 

I could smell the urine while cleaning around the base of the toilet.

I came to the conclusion it was from the splattering of standing to pee.  I started sitting, and no more problem.  When dry, it would have no odor.  When the wet towel hit the crystals the odor began.

So, if you stand to pee, and are concerned about touching something unclean, don't go into the bathroom barefoot.