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Are you a jilted ex lover? Caught your spouse or significant other cheating? Have a neighbor that seriously ticked you off? No problem! Give them the gift of crabs! Thats right, crabs in a vial!

http://www.crabrevenge.com

Awesome.

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I can't put my finger on it, but somethings not right about this...

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Who is the crab supplier? Crabs just don't grow on trees. I hope its an American. Sure would hate for the foreigners to have the crab market locked up.

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Who is the crab supplier? Crabs just don't grow on trees. I hope its an American. Sure would hate for the foreigners to have the crab market locked up.

They may not grow on trees, but they do grow in the bushes around trees. ;D

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Boy, I sure wish that was available 22 years ago!!!

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Boy, I sure wish that was available 22 years ago!!!

I currently have no need either,  but I can think of some past instances.  I agree its cruel,  but if used in the right situation its priceless.  Just make sure your done w/ your sig. other or it may come back to bite the buyer.

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Boy, I sure wish that was available 22 years ago!!!

I currently have no need either, but I can think of some past instances. I agree its cruel, but if used in the right situation its priceless. Just make sure your done w/ your sig. other or it may come back to bite the buyer.

Yea, no kidding.  A drunken, 3:00am phone call could lead to a nasty problem.

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Sounds like a fun prank to pull on a buddy. Dump the little vial of crabs on the seat of his truck and see how he explains his case of "tiny livestock" to his wife.

There's no way she'd believe it was a prank.  ;D ;D ;D

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That is just wrong!

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Who is the crab supplier? Crabs just don't grow on trees. I hope its an American. Sure would hate for the foreigners to have the crab market locked up.

Website says they are in the U.K

More manufacturing jobs lost to foreign competition ;D

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