he must have a fetish...

hahaha thats funny as hell ;D

He sounds like he's got a turd in his mouth.

He sounds like he's got a turd in his mouth.

No worse than you yankees...

My first five minutes on the phone with Tin were spent trying to figure out just what the hell he was saying.

That from your last bout with Crohn's? 

He sounds like he's got a turd in his mouth.

No worse than you yankees...

My first five minutes on the phone with Tin were spent trying to figure out just what the hell he was saying.

Ed Bassmaster's "Mumbles" is based on you.

He sounds like he's got a turd in his mouth.

No worse than you yankees...

My first five minutes on the phone with Tin were spent trying to figure out just what the hell he was saying.

Ed Bassmaster's "Mumbles" is based on you.

What are you talking about?  My other job is speech therapist and coach.

That from your last bout with Crohn's?

No, but this is what it felt like the last time I had buffalo chicken.

Oooof.

That from your last bout with Crohn's?

No, but this is what it felt like the last time I had buffalo chicken.

Reminds me of my colonoscopy prep. 

It is better than letting Colon Cancer spread.

It is better than letting Colon Cancer spread.

I just wish someone would have told me that baby wipes and Prep H were necessary supplies.

Angel Soft my black toe. :-[

It is better than letting Colon Cancer spread.

I just wish someone would have told me that baby wipes and Prep H were necessary supplies.

Angel Soft my black toe. :-[

I had one this week. Talk about your ring of fire......

j

LMAO, that was fricken hilarious.

Maintenance wipe?  Is that what you call it when you shart?

True story.

It was late, probably 1-2am, and I was doing surveillance when all of sudden out of know where I had to take a major.  I knew from the rumbles and butterflies in my stomach that it wasn't going to be nice.  I must have driven to 3 different stores and they were either closed or bathroom was out of service.  By this time, my belt was off and pants unbuttoned but no where to do my doo. I parked behind an empty store, dropped the tailgate and let'er lose.  Man did I feel good but what a mess I made.  I was out of paper towels and only had Clorox wipes.  I figured they were good for cleaning my hands and wiping down the dashboard so they must be good for wiping. NOT the case, especially if you have a hemorrhoid. Bleach and hemorrhoids don't get along. My ARS was on FIRE.

I was out of paper towels and only had Clorox wipes.  I figured they were good for cleaning my hands and wiping down the dashboard so they must be good for wiping. NOT the case, especially if you have a hemorrhoid. Bleach and hemorrhoids don't get along. My ARS was on FIRE.

No spank you.  Was good for an early laugh though.  Pretty sure I would just let it go and not use anything before I would rub bleach in my crack.

just wanted say when they named the lake its ONEIDA LAKE not LAKE ONEIDA. your not from around here when you call it lake oneida.

btw that was some info i did not need to hear

LMAO, that was fricken hilarious.

Maintenance wipe? Is that what you call it when you shart?

True story.

It was late, probably 1-2am, and I was doing surveillance when all of sudden out of know where I had to take a major. I knew from the rumbles and butterflies in my stomach that it wasn't going to be nice. I must have driven to 3 different stores and they were either closed or bathroom was out of service. By this time, my belt was off and pants unbuttoned but no where to do my doo. I parked behind an empty store, dropped the tailgate and let'er lose. Man did I feel good but what a mess I made. I was out of paper towels and only had Clorox wipes. I figured they were good for cleaning my hands and wiping down the dashboard so they must be good for wiping. NOT the case, especially if you have a hemorrhoid. Bleach and hemorrhoids don't get along. My ARS was on FIRE.

I got up a 5 this morning, finished work @ midnight and sat down for a couple of beers, then I read this...I'm in tears laughing up here...That was funny

LOL he's kinda like me, except i use " Wet Ones" there is one thing I have learned from getting old, is don't trust a fart and carry plenty on whips with you at all times.

Wonder if he has a bidet in his house w/ different settings like a car wash..... soap, rinse, wax, spot free.......

Also,  milton,  love the avatar!!!  That movie is a classic.

who in their right mind would actually talk about this topic on camera? I guess he has no shame...

who in their right mind would actually talk about this topic on camera? I guess he has no shame...

it's a good quality

This winter seems to be wayyy colder than I originally thought..... :-?

Ronnie

LOL he's kinda like me, except i use " Wet Ones" there is one thing I have learned from getting old, is don't trust a fart and carry plenty on whips with you at all times.

Yep, the older I get, the less I trust my colon.