My friends and i were out on the local golf course yesterday right after a large storm had scared all the golfers away. The storm had passed so a few persistent golfers came back out to play. As we are standing around this pond one of the golfers tees off and smacks one of my buddies right in the ***. we thought he was kidding til he showed us the bright red circle on his rear. so after that we are watching and listening for the other golfers to tee off and i'm tending to my lure and cutting off some line so i flick open my pocket knife and it slips out of my hand and stabs the same friend, who got hit with the golf ball, right in the calf muscle. it didn't look so bad at first b/c it wasn't bleeding too bad because he was sitting down. But when he stood up the blood just started gushing and as we wiped away some of the blood you could see that it was a pretty deep cut. so being without medical degrees and having watched a lot of movies we thought it would be smart to tie something tight around his leg to stop the bleeding. well after we got to the hospital we learned that tying something around his leg was the worst thing we could have done b/c it kills tissue and the blood becomes poison. he ended up getting two stitches and a nasty long needle stuck in him. I had to sit there and watch him get that shot and those stitches but hey what are friends for...i stabbed him so i guess it would only make sense that i make sure he gets sewed up good

Who needs enemies when they have friends like you!!!  ;D

j/k sounds like one of "THOSE" days

just thought i'd share that with everyone, and moral of the story don't tie off a wound and watch out where you fling your knife

Thats a rough day!!!

yea i was out there with hookem that day and it waa incredible to see the bad luck that our buddy was recieving that day, i figured he must of done something terrible on his trip to playa del carmen for spring break and it was all just finally catching up to him, haha.  good news his legs all good and were still fishing!

Great story

nice story

That is some bad luck.

yeah now it's just funny cause i can say that i stabbed him

Talk about a bad day!!!!!!

Are you sure you weren't aimin that knive at that red mark the golf ball made ;D

Did you at least yell FOUR when you dropped the knife?