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I have nearly defeated the bait monkey.....maybe

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I placed an order from BPS.com last night for some bunk board lubricant.  Normally, whenever I order something I need from BPS I try to pick up some other things to economize on shipping.  The only other items I purchased were two packs of spinnerbait trailers (Cajun split-tail).  What's up with that?  That's the best I could do?  I think the monkey must be sick.  Maybe I just caught him napping  :-?

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The bait monkey is never defeated.  Sometimes a destructive force such as a wife or live-in girlfriend can diminish his effects but he will always come back strong when the destructive force is not looking.  You are in the eye of the hurricane, but the storm is coming.

He is probally just takeing a vacation due to all the hard work getting ready for the spawn he fiqures he will take a break and come back strong and hard for the summer He is smart like that you see he takes his vacation when no else is and when you go on vacation and happen to drive by Bps he will drop the hammer on you. The monkey is wise just wait and see

He was busy helping me yesterday. I drove over to BPS (about 20 miles) yesterday to pick up a couple of those crankbait organizers

http://www.basspro.com/servlet/catalog.TextId?hvarTextId=62287&hvarTarget=search&cmCat=CROSSSELL

and saw that Zoom plastics were all 25% off. Cool, so I picked up a couple bags of Super Flukes and also some Horny Toads. Then all of a sudden the BM jumped me from behind and I stumbled out of there about an hour later with a $225 charge on my credit card.

Went fishing last night and burned through 2.5 bags of frogs, had to go back to my local tackle shop this morning to restock. Another $20! BAD monkey!

He was busy helping me yesterday. I drove over to BPS (about 20 miles) yesterday to pick up a couple of those crankbait organizers

http://www.basspro.com/servlet/catalog.TextId?hvarTextId=62287&hvarTarget=search&cmCat=CROSSSELL

and saw that Zoom plastics were all 25% off. Cool, so I picked up a couple bags of Super Flukes and also some Horny Toads. Then all of a sudden the BM jumped me from behind and I stumbled out of there about an hour later with a $225 charge on my credit card.

Went fishing last night and burned through 2.5 bags of frogs, had to go back to my local tackle shop this morning to restock. Another $20! BAD monkey!

Dang Monkey he got me too this weekend, $50.00 on misc. from Cabela's.

Gotta be carefull with things like that.. bait monkey is one crafty devious sob. Two days ago I got away with a small order. Ordered some fluorocarbon line. That night when I was trying to fall asleep.. there he was.. the bait monkey whispering things into my ear about all the items that were on sale, and how I really needed this item or 10 of this other item... 30 minutes and 300$ later I learned to never claim to have defeated the bait monkey  :'(

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If I were you I would be dead worried........you never know what malignant plans he 's got for you in the near future. :-/

Muahahahahahahaha !!! ( evil laff xtreme )

Can you hear him ?  :o

he bite me for around  600   bucks for boat accesories wish he was sleeping when i left the house

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Ceph,

"Defeated the bait monkey. I don't believe you a bit. ;) Your package hasn't arrived in the mail yet. If there isn't anything in it that the bait monkey slipped in under the radar, that's when I will believe you. ;D

he bite me for around 600 bucks for boat accesories wish he was sleeping when i left the house

Cajun, I think the boat monkey is even worse than his brother :o

they both pack a powerful punch

Got me this weekend for about $200 for a new depth finder. :'(

I think the only way the Bait Monkey and I will ever find a peaceful co-existence is if I win a huge lottery. At least then I could afford his tastes. ;D

No he was asleep, he's never defeated. :o

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I think the only way the Bait Monkey and I will ever find a peaceful co-existence is if I win a huge lottery. At least then I could afford his tastes. ;D

How big is big for you Papa ? just curious.

I saw a TV show the other day in the History Channel about boats, yachts n 't stuff like that, they talked about the mega yachts also and showed one of the most fantastic mega yachts you could imagine called the Lady Lola.......man I want one of those and something similar is all yours for around 60 millions.

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Cephkiller, You may have won a battle, but you will lose the war.

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