If you have a new baby boy/girl and you're worried you might have to throw it back because it's outside the slot limit.

If your wife asks you to go grocery shopping and you go to Walmart and come home with milk, eggs, 2 fishin poles, trolling motor battery, fishin magazine and some new lures:)

.....you buy your wife and your mother-in-law a weekend spa on your wedding anniversary so you can run to Table Rock Lake with your brother and fish

i am guilty of a lot of theese but i planned my  honeymoon around fishing. we ended up staying in nashville for three days and one of them(the first day) i spent it fishing percy preist before heading to Geargia for five days where i spent two of them fishing lake laneir. she didnt realize it until i had hooked up the boat the morning after the wedding. i got an ear full for a day or so but it waorked out cause we are still married 9 years 7 years later.

Thanks TeamBerettaGold.  I think my marriage will survive now!  ;D  

Just spent the last 4 hours on bassresource.com

You spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.

A week later when back in the store, the employee asks you to help explain the difference between flouro and mono to a customer.

On my honeymoon 2 days at Disney 3 day at the BIG O ;D ;D Wife caught the biggest fish :

YOUR EX WIFE OWNS A 20' RANGER......& WANTS TO TAKE YOU  FISHING...

instead of finishing your 8 page paper that is due at 2o'clock tomorrow, you keep going through the threads on bass resource.

...you are going on Spring break in Florida with your girlfriend and her family, and instead of spending with them, you are looking for someone to take you fishing.

You spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.

now i have done that before, and employee asked me if wanted a job there after i helped the guy out.

You go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.

BN

You go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.

BN

Whew! Now there is a good way to get into some serious trouble. ;D

You go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.

BN

I take it she didn't have the child on that day because I don't think you would still be alive.

You spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.

now i have done that before, and employee asked me if wanted a job there after i helped the guy out.

Woh, I did this! The poor salmon sales guys didn't know jack about bass equipment. After I helped the customer out, he walked out with a Citica D and a Compre Rod.  I even taught him how to cast as he was a bc virgin. Now how's that for salesmanship?  

if the first date with your wife was bassfishing

You gotta make sure she can back the boat down the ramp before there is a second date!

.....you hide new fishing tackle in your car so your wife can't see it. ;D

That's what those spare tire compartments are for. I seriously have stuffed them a couple of times.  The trick is to leave out a small bag of stuff, because she knows you'll buy something.  Little does she know that it's in BULK ;D