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Largemouth Bass - Nature's Most Perfect Killing Machine

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Dunno if this has been posted before, but it's pretty funny. (I did a seach, came up with nothing...)

http://www.sanjosebass.com/largemouth-bass-%E2%80%93-the-ultimate-predator.htm

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An un-amused Largemouth Bass gives aquarium onlookers the gas-face.

;D ;D

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I'm just glad they don't get to be 60 lbs.

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That is pretty funny. If you time it right, you may be able to watch the staff of BPS feed the fish. It is quite a sight to see the bass in that tank go after the minnows. They are bad dudes!!!

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Wow, is this guy serious.

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Hilarious  ;D

"In short, never let your children swim in Largemouth Bass infested lakes and rivers. While a Largemouth Bass has never been officially implicated in any drowning incident in U.S. waters, I'm pretty sure that they are responsible for virtually all of them."

"Have you ever wondered why Great White Sharks live in the ocean? It's because they know fresh water is inhabited by Largemouth Bass."

A super-agitated Largemouth Bass prepares to go on a rampage and kill every living thing within a four-mile radius.

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Hilarious reading. I do have to admit though, if largemouth got to be 60-100lbs I'd half to rethink swimmin' in lakes. A 60lb bass would have a mouth the size of a manhole cover!

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that's is prob the funniest article i've read in a while! But really the Largemouth is the CHUCK NORRIS of freshwater!! ;D ;D

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Chuck Norris jokes are always the best.

                       -tumnus

                         ( Vote Chuck Norris '08)

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"The Largemouth Bass is an ambush predator and uses its disproportionately large mouth to capture its prey, which includes smaller fish, frogs, crawfish, raccoons and Labrador Retrievers."

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This is the best bass article I've ever read!

"In the summer months giant Largemouth Bass spend lots and lots of time doing absolutely nothing. It's as if they want to show off how chill they are by barely moving all day long. Unfortunately, that lethargy can turn lethal in a heartbeat as the Largemouth Bass is extremely short-tempered and will sometimes snap and indiscriminately kill every organism in sight just because his shade moved."

So true. lol

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That is pretty funny. If you time it right, you may be able to watch the staff of BPS feed the fish. It is quite a sight to see the bass in that tank go after the minnows. They are bad dudes!!!

Yes they are.  I lucked in to being there during feeding time once.  That sure was an experience.

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Funniest thing I've read in a long time!!

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That was pretty comical. And to think we willing put our fingers in their mouth to retrieve our bait.

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