To qualify as an old fart one must submit a picture of their medicare card.  A review board may allow admittance for youngsters based on the level of their whine.  That being said I'm sure the membership will grow at a rapid rate.  Time for my nap.

I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.

Tom

I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.

Tom

I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.

Tom

I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it.

I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it.

I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it.

well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.

well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.

well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.

well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.

Mine is Monday

well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.

Mine is Monday

well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.

Mine is Monday

Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet !

Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet !

Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet !

Happy Birthday you December babies.  ;D

Happy Birthday you December babies.  ;D

Happy Birthday you December babies.  ;D

I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.

Tom

There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D

I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.

Tom

There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D

I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.

Tom

There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D

After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed.  and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors.

1st - It was too good not to share.

2nd - I must not have beaten them enough!   ;D

Texting Guide for Seniors

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed.  and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors.

1st - It was too good not to share.

2nd - I must not have beaten them enough!   ;D

Texting Guide for Seniors

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed.  and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors.

1st - It was too good not to share.

2nd - I must not have beaten them enough!   ;D

Texting Guide for Seniors

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil